Thursday, December 20, 2007

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which clumsy rocker dropped a ciggie on his manhood while belting out a Beatles' song on the loo? He was left in agony and close to tears...

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:40 AM

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16 comments:

  1. jax11:47 AM

    Doperty?

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  2. Dijea11:52 AM

    Ha!Ha!

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  3. captivagrl12:03 PM

    just some asshole

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  4. Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors12:19 PM

    Crazy Pete does always have a ciggie dangling from his lips. It's not that far of a stretch to guess it would drop onto his peen while he was singing naked.

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  5. Unknown12:34 PM

    ringo?

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  6. jax12:48 PM

    it was the Beatles song that got me..i can totally see Petey naked playing his gee-tar singing Day Tripper.

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  7. jax12:49 PM

    my second guess is Wentz..he has a busted leg right now.

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  8. whimsicalrationale1:05 PM

    Raine Mada (sp), lead singer of grunge/rock band Our Lady Peace...they have a song called Clumsy.

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  9. Anonymous1:15 PM

    I'm going to guess one of the Gallagher Bros. from Oasis - major Beatles fans.

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  10. Maja With a J1:47 PM

    Baahahahahah!! I have no idea but this is awesome.

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  11. Rhianna2:11 PM

    Wow, I was thinking Keith Richards. God only knows what that man smokes - there's even a chance he got off on the scent...

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  12. Anonymous2:29 PM

    as a smoker, and a girl who parties entirely too hard
    i can tell you that you'd have to leave the cigg on your skin for a long couple seconds to feel the burn like that.

    dumb ass

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  13. Majik2:32 PM

    OZZY--has a song called "No More Tears", definitely clumsy, likely to be followed in a British tab....gotta be.

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  14. jax4:10 PM

    Ozzy doesn't smoke.

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  15. deity27:21 PM

    p m...........can;t agree w/ you more,,i have burnt myself and my keyboaRD

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  16. RandomRamblings10:18 AM

    Pete Doherty

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