Monday, December 03, 2007

Bionic Woman Really Dislikes Owen Wilson


Bionic Woman star (for now) Michelle Ryan recently had her publicist make a statement that Michelle had not been dining with Owen Wilson, did not want to dine with Owen Wilson, and in fact had never even met Owen Wilson. The publicist even ventured that the couple has never been in the same room at the same time, but wouldn't go further than that. The publicist did allow that perhaps the couple had been in the same city at the same time.

This all stems from a report last week that Owen and Michelle were seen dining at Nobu in Malibu. Typical story which you have read a million times. The one where the couple only had eyes for each other. They looked like they were in love. Kissing, and so happy. As the NY Daily News would say, don't blame the messenger. I wouldn't recognize Michelle Ryan if she sat down right in front of me this instant. Someone probably saw Owen dining with a brunette while going over tax documents, and said, "hey, if she lost her glasses, dropped thirty pounds, and waxed her upper lip she could almost pass for Michelle Ryan if I was drunk enough."

All someone heard was Owen was drunk and making out with Michelle Ryan and sold it. Everyone picks it up. Le Call (not to be confused with Le Car) gets upset, refuses to sleep with Owen, and goes off to find the guy (James Blunt) who swears he wrote You're Beautiful about her.

Meanwhile, how much do you not want to be associated with someone that you have your publicist come out and make a statement that you are NOT dating the guy, and don't even know him. She must really not want to be even mentioned in the same breath as Owen. I think that is a good thing. I think she realizes no one watches her show, and that no manner of showmance is going to save it.

She probably also has a girlfriend or boyfriend who freaked when they thought she was dating Owen. So, maybe she was with Owen, but had her publicist say that in order to not lose the guy or girl she was cheating on. That would make an excellent blind item.


6 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:52 AM

    i love her show - i hope it's not doing as bad as you say.

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  2. I love Katee Sackhoff! She is doing a great work in Bionic Woman and shouldn't quit the show.. It's one of my favorite series now.
    Have you seen her interview on TV Guide's?
    http://weshow.com/r/us/p/25755/interview_with_bionic_womans_katee_sackhoff
    Let's make a petition online! :D

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  3. What's with the boyfriend or girlfriend comment?
    Michelle Ryan might be a good actress, but "Bionic Woman" is doing her no favors when it comes to her cred.

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  4. Anonymous10:09 AM

    Hilarity. She didnt want to be associated with the Butterscotch Stallion.

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  5. Anonymous10:41 AM

    I don't blame her, I'm still in total denial about my ex-husband. I always check the "single" box instead of the "divorced" box.

    Maybe Owen had raunchy peanut butter and coffee breath and she never wants to remember that again.

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  6. "Ugly one hit wonders?"

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