50 Cent Only Signs Body Parts

50 Cent has delivered a new edict. This follows of course his edict that he was going to retire which he didn't do, so let's see how this goes. 50 Cent said that if you are a male, he will continue to sign CD's and other items. However, if you are female, he no longer will sign anything for you but parts of your body. He says that women who come up to him expecting to have a CD or poster signed will be told no, but will be given the alternative of offering up a body part.

"I want pretty girls around all the time. They make signing worthwhile... especially when they want those parts signed. I want to sign that, not albums."

I obviously don't think he' s serious, but to actually even come out and say it shows the level of respect he has for women. Of course, knowing this, I am positive there will be hundreds of women line up wherever he is and offer body parts to him for signing or whatever else he wants. If there is some guy out there willing to get his ass kicked, I would love for him to go up to 50, and say, "My girlfriend really wants your autograph. I know you only sign body parts for women, so since it is for her, and she isn't here, how about you go ahead and sign my d**k and I promise to show it to her."

Then the ass kicking begins, but it would be one hell of a story.