$250 And A Pair Of Shoes
Without coughing up the alleged nude photos of Lindsay Lohan that Riley Giles claimed to have, the only thing he got from Lindsay Lohan and their two month relationship were the two gifts she gave him and the $250 and pair of tennis shoes he got for selling the photos above. For that kind of money he would have been better off just selling some blood and keeping intact his stellar reputation. Judging by the girth around his middle, I am guessing that much of the $250 will be spent at his local McDonalds. Nothing wrong with that. If it is good enough for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on Christmas then it is good enough for all of us. We are supposed to do whatever celebrities do, and so now each year every McDonalds will be filled to capacity with Brangelina worshippers. I think KFC is a bit greasy so I am going to take a pass on the December 26th tradition. Well, maybe a biscuit. Anyway, now Riley can move back to the old girlfriend in Utah and tell her how he was out under a spell by Lindsay. Judging by the intelligence of the ex we all saw in those MySpace messages I am sure Riley will be welcomed back to her arms. He is after all the first person she knows who ever got on an airplane or uses words of more than one syllable. Plus she can brag to all her friends that she was hotter than a movie star because Riley left Lindsay to go back to her. I'm not sure that is all Riley will be bringing her, but we'll save that for another day.
