Monday, November 05, 2007

Today's Blind Items

This former A+ list film actress. Wait, she is still A list, but it just doesn't really seem like it anymore. Anyway, did I mention she is married? Yes, she is, but I don't know if her husband would appreciate all the time she has been spending with a director here in LA. Yes, she told her husband it was about a film, and it might be, but if it is a film, there are going to be two very naked bodies in it and neither one is going to tell the husband. Next time you are doing your thing at a hotel, you may want to clean up after yourself so the maid doesn't find your hair all over the unmade bed, not to mention the little something extra which was left in the trashcan. And by a little something extra, you are going to have to use your imagination, but it comes in a wrapper and is usually made of latex. Throw them away when you are done people. Maids don't get paid enough.

43 comments:

  1. flush em paople! leave no evidence!!!

    julia, julia, julia

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  2. Julia Roberts seem like a good fit for this one.

    But I was also thinking maybe Nicole Kidman.

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  3. Wow, great minds think alike. I'm wondering if this is her new movie with Clive Owen. Think she effed the director for the part?

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  4. Ent,

    i have a suggestion. What do you think about adding to the blind something like: and its not a.) b.) c.)

    this would bring more heat into the guessing, since there are always the guesses in the top fifteen of the usual suspects: Clooney, Jake G., Affleck, Julia R, and some (too few ) others. Often everybody agrees on them beeing the ones, and the next blinds get kinda same answers, since we already agreed few blinds ago that X is a jerk. so it must be him/her again.

    and also ;-)
    you coud give us some reveals, lets say half of them every two month ...

    :-))))

    have a nice day!

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  5. This smells like Julia R because has been and still is A list supreme. She has a scandalous history with men.

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  6. ent usually says married with child(ren), so i dont think its julia.

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  7. Nicole Kidman. This woman has absolutely no shame.

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  8. Gwyneth Paltrow would be my guess.

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  9. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Hmmm sounds like Julia but wouldnt he mention the kids? Maybe Nicole Kidman?

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  10. I'm on the Gwen train. Whisperings of a breakup and she'll need to do a little screwing to get back into films stateside. history has shown us that just b/c you win an oscar doesn't mean ur guaranteed movies.

    But I'm not ruling out Julia yet.

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  11. Initially, Sandra Bullock came to mind. But the words "here in LA" seems to imply homes/living somewhere else and that points to Julia Roberts or Nicole Kidman. Although I honestly can't see Keith really caring if it's Nic.

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  12. I don't think it's Julia...she just did an interview about how she wants more kids with Danny and how it's her dream to be a stay at home wife/mother. I can't imagine her leaving her 3 kids back home w/ the husband so she can fool around w/ a director.

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  13. Call me cynical but magazine interviews, especially VF cover pieces, aren't much more than star positioning and pr vehicles. Let me guess, she has some movies in the pipeline right?

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  14. gwyneth paltrow/ ryan murphy

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  15. El would have said WITH children..both Julia and Gwyn have kids!!! And Gwyn is currently shooting in Spain.

    Bullock is a better guess but i'm not feelin it. The way El worded it, seems like the actress is not living in LA and I beleive Sandra lives in Malibu?

    How about Ashley Judd?

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  16. I think what you meant to say Enty was, "flush it" not "throw it away," as that's what they did.

    Still think it's Julia--she lives in New Mexico (and Venice I believe).

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  17. Catherine Zeta-Jones. Mostly because I simply don't like her. Not sure she's A-list though?

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  18. If EL throws out red herrings so his blinds aren't SO obvious, then I think he might leave out the "and has kids" part.

    I say it's Julia Roberts. She did this before in another blind where she had the studio paying to fly her across the pond to "discuss" a movie that never happened - and she was married when she did this.

    I wonder if men pay her like they did in Pretty Woman.

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  19. i think this is gwen...shes got long -azz hair

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  20. "Here in LA": not Julia. She and Danny live here in LA in Venice. The BI makes it seem like the husband does not live in LA and wouldn't know what's going on here (Chris Martin has been hold up in a studio in London for months readying the next Coldplay CD).

    Plus, there have been lots of rumblings of unhappiness in the Paltrow/Martin household and that they NEVER see each other. And there were all those rumors back in the day that she serviced the Hell out of Harvey Weinstein for getting behind her successful Oscar push for Shakespeare in Love. I can see Gwynnie dong this.

    Plus, Julia lives here, Gwynnie doesn't and would have to stay in a hotel.

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  21. No way it's Julia, she has a house in Los Angeles which she and Moder live in part of the year. Makes no sense. And also it does seem like she's A+ list, as she was recently honored by AFI.
    WHy does Kidman seem like she has no shame?
    No ideas here for a person, just shooting down other peoples, sorry about that.

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  22. Gywenth Paltrow is the only Alist person who has the time, needs to use a condom because of her young age and also doesn't live at least part time in LA. Kidman is working, Blanchet is pregnant.

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  23. wasn't there suppose to be writer/producer blind items today due to the strike? not that i mind, ent ... :)

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  24. I am not a member of the CDAN message board, so I have no where else to write this but here.

    Apparently I am one of the few, but I would love to hear the details of the LA weekend with Domanique Swain. Hez said she would write about it, but she is having problems on her site. WOuld any of the other attendees in that photograph please give their more detailed account of the weekend and the other one who took pictures maybe send them to Ent for him to post? (If you bothered to go, you probably read the site regularly, don't you? So someone has to see this I would think!)

    I wrote earlier that people/Hez could just write in the comments section here or on the CDAN message board. Doesn't Ent want follow-up on this? Maybe he could get DS to write her experience with the weekend, like she used to do the blogs on here. That would be great to read! Thanks!

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  25. Re: Dschingis's suggestions: you must be a newb. If I wanted the "and it ain't" I would still be reading Ted @ eonline.

    We do get the reveals from Ent when things get slow (see archives).

    Re: CDANCON

    Lunch at the Pig & Whistle was nice.

    Hez sat next to DS and asked lots of questions.

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  26. I agree with dschingis that something to narrow the field would be helpful. I don't see how giving a few "and it's not" (proper grammar is always nice!) would replicate Ted C. I like Ted C. anyway, but Ent doesn't use his lingo, so I don't see how it would make it hard to read the body of the blind.

    Hello Kitty, your brevity is to the point of rudeness. Why even bother to respond if you aren't going to say anything? I also would like to know some details - I am sure we all know it was "nice." Why so snotty and withholding about it?

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  27. Hez hasn't been able to write anything about the lunch or ZX/DS. SHe advertises all over the place about how she is a PR person and she can't even talk about her own event she organized?
    Not very good PR for herself, if she can't even do that, IMHO. What kind of PR person hypes an event and then won't discuss it with the target audience after? I don't really give a crap about DS, but I am tired of reading this site and seeing hype and then rudely being ignored when people ask about it. I feel bad for people like Dora - you might as well give it up, it was all hype they are hoping you forget, apparently. Or it was so unsuccessful they are trying to forget it.

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  28. Don't hate Julia too much. That old blind about her flying to try and talk someone into a movie was actually about Shakespeare in Love. IMDB's trivia on this movie says:
    "About six years before the film was finally made, Julia Roberts was cast as Viola and flew to the UK to try to persuade Daniel Day-Lewis to take the part, but he declined in order to do In the Name of the Father (1993), so Universal Studios dropped the project when no suitable alternative was found. Joseph Fiennes was the only actor ever actually cast in the lead role."

    This all took place when she was not married and if you re-read the old blind it says she's married but doesn't say she was married at the time. She's not as much of a skank as some might think IMHO.

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  29. Imagine hiring Hez as your pr person and she says, "oh, my computer battery died" or "I need to celebrate Halloween, I'll talk about it later" or "My computer keeps crashing! Forget it, I'm mad!" Ha! Gotta feel sorry for Dominique Swain because this event didn't help her in the PR department at all. Who is managing her anyway? Ent sure isn't doing her career any favours.

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  30. Pokrchick - thank you so much for posting that about Julia Roberts and Shakespeare in Love. I was wondering about that whole thing.

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  31. To all you haters expecting something more about luch with DS--

    It was a few weeks ago, and despite expectations to the contrary, nothing terribly extraordinary happened other than a nice lunch.

    We did discuss the nature of gossip, debate the possibility of all this being made up, and the possibility that EL may just turn out to be a tutu wearing accountant with a bad lisp who has nothing better to do with his time.

    EL do hide hints, like Easter eggs. All you poor trolls are just too lazy to go look for them. That's what makes this place SpEcIAl.

    And lay off Hez. If you sorry key board warriors were too busy stocking up on Trick or Treat candy to scarf in your sad sleep and are now going through a post sugar binge low, go get a fix elsewhere.

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  32. Wanting information that was supposed to be made readily available is not hating. Questioning an event that was supposed to be shared with an entire group is not hating. I have the same questions/curiosity about the event - doesn't make me a hater of this blog at all. Hez was the one who stated she would post pictures...live blog etc. On her site I saw the one picture at the table and a lot of general LA tourist pictures...what happened to the rest of the weekend? Not many organizations host a convention and then forget to share the events with the rest of the members.

    I rather doubt DS discussed who ent was/is - or at least I hope not, as it would exclude the majority of the readers/commentors here....unless that was the goal all along (regardless of Hez's posts regarding the event not be exclusive). However, the rest of us don't know what went on because very little information was shared.

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  33. You're calling this an organization???

    *sounds of distant laughter*

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  34. sarah- all ages should be using condoms!!!

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  35. From what I understand, DS was sick. She showed up for lunch but didn't stay long due to her illness. The Fox Studios tour was wonderful - they even got to watch a movie being "scored" (music). Remember - it was only 2 days.

    Cyn

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  36. Cyn, thanks but I thought you weren't there? (from messages saying "wish you were here"). Who is relaying this to you? All people are saying is what is the big deal with recounting the details, like Hez said she would be? Hello Kitty calls people "haters" for that? (She looks so nice and unassuming in the photo...) I am at a loss at how people can be considered hateful if they want to know about this hyped weekend and weirdly no one wants to talk about it in any real detail.

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  37. Go to the messageboard and from there to the CDANCON blog - there is a link to a Flickr account that has tons of pictures from the weekend. I'm sure there will be a written update soon - Hez doesn't strike me as unreliable, perhaps she just got busy.

    I'd say this is an organization of sorts, but it's not exactly formal...

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  38. I don't have a dog in this race, but just have to say - harriet hellfire - I just LOVE your name!!!

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  39. maybe sandy bullock?? she's considered a list but she hasn't done much lately. also the "here in LA" comment makes one think she doesn't live in LA all the time and i know she has a house in austin, but it's probably nicole kidman. she give off a shameless vibe. or julia roberts...she kind of seems like an uncaring bitch. well they all do.

    ok nevermind i give up.

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