The Simpsons Gives Britney Spears A Job

Britney Spears is scheduled to appear on an episode of The Simpsons later this year. She will be playing herself on the show. Well, playing herself without the "ADD", the bad hair, the constant assault and battery of various cameramen, the apathy towards her children, and that rat's nest she calls hair.

The premise of the episode is that Bart and his classmates will be dancing to Hit Me Baby One More Time in the halls of their school, and look who shows up, but Britney herself. Maybe they can even make her look good like she did ten years ago, because right now she looks more like Moe. Hell, they should just have her sitting their the whole episode, thirty pounds overweight, chain smoking and slowly transforming into Marge's sisters. She then goes home and does them both all night while Homer watches. Now, that is an episode.

Yeardley Smith, who voices Lisa Simpson was recently quoted as saying, "Britney is ripe for the picking. But we have to do it well - I don’t want to be cruel."