Redneck Can't Find Outhouse -- Tears Down Condo
No, that's not some headline from some southern newspaper. It's actually about Britney Spears. Do you remember last year when she was spending so much time out at Marina Del Ray? You know, she would go out there, and then get on a boat, and sit there. Not do anything but just sit on the boat and stare off into space for hours on end. Well, not hours, just until the drugs wore off and the rocking was actually from the boat itself and not the fact that your eyes were bouncing up and down in your head like basketballs.
Most people would just drive the five or ten miles from their house to the docks. Not Britney. She rented a $1.5M condo there and now she is being sued because it can never be rented again.
Real estate agent Amir E. Zagross rented the property in Marina Del Rey to Britney and her family in August 2006, but he claims he could not rent it out again after they had left.
Zagross told Life & Style magazine: "I met Britney at the condo myself with her mother, brother, sons and her bodyguards. They assured me they were immaculate, nice people who would take care of the property. But the damage was significant."
He added: "They destroyed it. We couldn't re-rent the condo because of the state it was in."
The Spears family had trashed the walls, floors, doors, electrical outlets, balcony and the air conditioning unit. I don't remember how much total time she spent down sitting on that boat last year, but all of this damage had to have taken place over a very brief period of time. It could have been Jamie Lynn Spears I guess. She could have been using it as a place to party her little teenage mind out without any parental or other interference and after a bong or six wanted to discover how electricity operates and what better way then to destroy the walls and follow the wires from room to room in the condo.
The floors were obviously destroyed when she and her friends decided to make their condo the upper part of a two story loft with the unit downstairs. I don't know what they were doing with the a/c unit except maybe trying to find a way to get beer cold faster by placing it directly inside the unit. It was obviously ruined when the cans started exploding inside the unit. Lesson learned. Always buy beer in bottles.
