I know most of you don't really like Kat von D, but for some reason I think she is pretty hot.
The always lovely Jill-Michele Melean who should have known to invite me to this party because there is nothing I enjoy doing more on Thursday nights than torturing a Hilton sister.
I am going to have to find someone to be snarky about, but Hayden Panettiere looks as good as she has looked in a long time.
I never thought I would be snarky about Heidi Klum, but for once she just doesn't look that great. It could be the lighting, or the fact that I can see her back wrinkles or the line across her back, but for once, Heidi Klum does absolutely nothing for me. Now, I don't want you to think that I wouldn't be all over her if I saw her like this, I'm just saying for purposes of this 2 dimensional blog, she looks like crap for once.
I don't know if Dita von Teese and Eve planned on matching the wall hanging, but it worked out really well.
Damn, I am having to be nice to Zac Efron today also. Look at those middle schoolers. That is pure joy people, and he was there for a good cause. Where is a Hilton or Denise Richards when you need them? Hell, I'll settle for Eva Longoria and her B list actress self.
Victoria Beckham is like the kid at the school play who just stands there and doesn't really have any idea what to do.
I have come to the conclusion that Rumer Willis is like a 1940's movie star in her looks. That sometimes manly sometimes amazing look depending on clothes and lighting. This even looks like a 40's bathing suit. I know it is a dress, but if you use your imagination, then you can see it.
On the one hand Ryan Seacrest mentioned the site on the air a couple of weeks ago and he did get in that staged fight for me with the Australian Idol boys. On the other hand, you have a guy with lots of rumors about him at a the Victoria's Secret show, so part of me wants to know if he is there looking for something to buy Oscar De la Hoya or if he wants something for himself, or if he really does like staring at hot women in lingerie.
Wow. Awful, just awful. This would have been the better twin to bring to show and tell.
The always lovely Jill-Michele Melean who should have known to invite me to this party because there is nothing I enjoy doing more on Thursday nights than torturing a Hilton sister.
I am going to have to find someone to be snarky about, but Hayden Panettiere looks as good as she has looked in a long time.
I never thought I would be snarky about Heidi Klum, but for once she just doesn't look that great. It could be the lighting, or the fact that I can see her back wrinkles or the line across her back, but for once, Heidi Klum does absolutely nothing for me. Now, I don't want you to think that I wouldn't be all over her if I saw her like this, I'm just saying for purposes of this 2 dimensional blog, she looks like crap for once.
I don't know if Dita von Teese and Eve planned on matching the wall hanging, but it worked out really well.
Damn, I am having to be nice to Zac Efron today also. Look at those middle schoolers. That is pure joy people, and he was there for a good cause. Where is a Hilton or Denise Richards when you need them? Hell, I'll settle for Eva Longoria and her B list actress self.
Victoria Beckham is like the kid at the school play who just stands there and doesn't really have any idea what to do.
I have come to the conclusion that Rumer Willis is like a 1940's movie star in her looks. That sometimes manly sometimes amazing look depending on clothes and lighting. This even looks like a 40's bathing suit. I know it is a dress, but if you use your imagination, then you can see it.
On the one hand Ryan Seacrest mentioned the site on the air a couple of weeks ago and he did get in that staged fight for me with the Australian Idol boys. On the other hand, you have a guy with lots of rumors about him at a the Victoria's Secret show, so part of me wants to know if he is there looking for something to buy Oscar De la Hoya or if he wants something for himself, or if he really does like staring at hot women in lingerie.
Wow. Awful, just awful. This would have been the better twin to bring to show and tell.
Gaycrest was there for the same reason Doogie was..SPICE GIRLS!
ReplyDeleteOMG those pink & white heels are hideous!
ReplyDelete"eva longoria and her b list actress self"
ReplyDeleteto which blind is THAT a hint?
Rumer Willis must have self-esteem of steel to keep putting herself out there like she does.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what decade you want to put Rumer in, she is hideous. Maybe if she was wearing a 40's hat with a long, opaque veil completely covering her face it wouldn't be as bad...no, I'm wrong, even then she'd be awful.
ReplyDeleteI actually love the shoes. But that "dress" is WRETCHED.
ReplyDeleteY'know, I can see what Ent's talking about when it comes to Rumer - when you ain't got nothing that works in current fashion, dig up something out of Gramma's attic and play retro-dress up.
ReplyDeleteGotta give her stylist serious credit for thinking like that.
Dita Von Teese, on the other hand absolutely epitomizes Old Hollywood Glamour - the clothing, the makeup, all bring to mind people like Rita Hayworth, Grace Kelly, Lana Turner, (and no I'm not channelling Madonna's song "Vogue"), Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo - the truly classic female icons of that lost era.
*sigh* - and to contrast her with Eve (sorry, but there's really no comparison, although Eve is a singular beauty herself) was a stroke of genius on the paparazzi's part - the only question I have (and will ever have about her) is what in the HELL was she thinking when she was dating Marilyn Manson?
Thankfully that cloud lifted, something she should give daily thanks for.
(if this double posts, my apologies)
Oh, and re Victoria Beckham - I'm of the opinion that it's not that she doesn't know what to do - it's probably that the Paralox won't allow movement.
ReplyDeleteHell, I've heard of strippers who had so much silicone added that they had to sit in front of heaters on cold days so they would be able to perform.
No, Rumer does NOT look like a 1940's movie star. She looks like a young woman trying to find her look and getting it all wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnd I like Heidi, but I don't want to see the crack of any woman's ass.
Rumer = Shimmy
ReplyDeleteOnce more an Olson Racoon Sister shows they lack any sense of fashion or taste.
ReplyDeleteI just don't get what so special about Rumer Willis. Oh yeah, she has a special name, special parents. Certainly she is nothing to see.
Did anyone else notice the hint about yesterday's B-list actress blind being Eva? hmmm...
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ReplyDeleteI know most of you don't really like Kat von D
Love her look. The attention whore part, not so much.
Hayden Panettiere looks as good as she has looked in a long time
She isn't really old enough to have been around for a long time, is she?
part of me wants to know if he is there looking for something to buy Oscar De la Hoya
This bit of snark is just legend...
wait for it...
DARY!
from twisted sister...
And I like Heidi, but I don't want to see the crack of any woman's ass.
Speak for yourself, young lady. Some of us are completely devoted to butt cleavage.
Jerry - lmao! Well, honey, look away and enjoy, and forgive me if it's not my thang.
ReplyDeleteGive me Christian Bale's butt and I'll change my mind. ;-)
I love me some Kat von D. I wish I had her guts. For some reason, she looks really hot even with all those tats. I think Ami didn't like her because she was the only girl who wouldn't sleep with him and called him on his nastiness.
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