George Costanza would be a happy man. Andie MacDowell and velvet.
I need some time alone now. Christina Ricci, Rashida Jones, and Ali Larter. Which is the spy? The answer may surprise you.
Anytime Diane Keaton wears something approaching normal, it has to be news. It is almost as good as man bites dog.
8 years old. But I don't think any of you are going to complain about the age of the photo when it is David Boreanaz in a bathtub. I figured I owed you after all the Kim Kardashian nonsense.
The Davis family minus that really greasy one who leaves people stranded in Vegas with no money. See. The reveals aren't always publicized in advance anymore, so you need to read everything.
Brittany Murphy and her husband Voldemort made an appearance last night.
What is so important that Amy Winehouse needed to open the box before she even got home? Hmmmm.
Wow. Sacha Baron Cohen's beard disappeared quickly. Are those diapers or some tighty whiteys found laying in the street?
You remember all those nice things I said about Keri Russell. Well that is before this. I bet you think I am going to criticize the hair. Nope. Hell, I'm jealous she even has some. But chewing with your mouth open. That has got to go.
In my world, Jamie Pressley isn't wearing anything under that coat, and she is coming down the steps to the basement with a big box of In-N-Out burgers.
"I hope he's mine."
I'll stick with my Eva Mendes is pregnant item. Yes, Gwen Stefani too.
I need some time alone now. Christina Ricci, Rashida Jones, and Ali Larter. Which is the spy? The answer may surprise you.
Anytime Diane Keaton wears something approaching normal, it has to be news. It is almost as good as man bites dog.
8 years old. But I don't think any of you are going to complain about the age of the photo when it is David Boreanaz in a bathtub. I figured I owed you after all the Kim Kardashian nonsense.
The Davis family minus that really greasy one who leaves people stranded in Vegas with no money. See. The reveals aren't always publicized in advance anymore, so you need to read everything.
Brittany Murphy and her husband Voldemort made an appearance last night.
What is so important that Amy Winehouse needed to open the box before she even got home? Hmmmm.
Wow. Sacha Baron Cohen's beard disappeared quickly. Are those diapers or some tighty whiteys found laying in the street?
You remember all those nice things I said about Keri Russell. Well that is before this. I bet you think I am going to criticize the hair. Nope. Hell, I'm jealous she even has some. But chewing with your mouth open. That has got to go.
In my world, Jamie Pressley isn't wearing anything under that coat, and she is coming down the steps to the basement with a big box of In-N-Out burgers.
"I hope he's mine."
I'll stick with my Eva Mendes is pregnant item. Yes, Gwen Stefani too.
Nice reveal Ent! More please.
ReplyDeleteAlso a nice reveal in that Boreanaz pc (see what I did there? *hee*)
.... yeah, apparently what I did there was leave the 'i' out of 'pic'! I suck at proofreading...
ReplyDeleteHA thanks for sticking with the Eva and Gwen being preggers thing.
ReplyDeleteI mean, hell, who the F*ck goes to prenatal yoga if they're not actually pregnant? And look at that pic, she LOOKS pregnant!
Also, a hint that Ali Larter is a spy for you? Seems to match up with something I read elsewhere about an actress giving you the Hollywood spill after a few too many drinks.
YAY!! I needed a "reveal" day!
ReplyDeleteWhat am I missing with the spy comment in the pics with Ali, Rashida and Christina? And it can't be Rashida, she'd worry to much about karma...lol.
ReplyDeleteNever mind....
ReplyDeleteEnt your balls are big today! Can you see them today or didja lift up the beer gut to see them cuz you're telling it like it is!
ReplyDeleteAnd we all blamed Brandon for the douchery in Vegas and it was his brother — yuck! Hey where is Brandon anyway? Jail, crackhouse?
Loves it!! Loves u!
We've always pondered Ali, but is Ent trying throw a red herring by throwing in two more.
ReplyDeleteChristina wouldn't be a spy? Would she?
He's posted quite a few pics of Ali and Christina but this is the first time I've seen one of Rashida. I'm thinking if it's not Ali, it's Christina.
ReplyDeleteBut I think it's Ali.
No, Christina.
No, Ali.
It's Rashida. He's made too many catty comments about Christina. Also, the spy was at Golden Globes, Oscars, and Emmys. Ali Larter was not at Oscar, and Rashida was (b/c dad or uncle is Quincy Jones who did Oscar music forever). I knew it was someone from The Office, but I thought it was Jenna Fischer.
ReplyDeleteRashida: welcome to the fold! Hopefully you'll keep reporting to us unlike Dominique (who was a swelly for going to CDANCON) or that poor girl who got outed after her first blog. Maybe Amber Tamblyn or Lauren Graham will do some posts, eh, Ent?
So I take it that you are making an educated guess about Gwen being pregnant based on the fact her tour is ending, she is 38, and will be recording a No Doubt album soon.
ReplyDeleteQuincy Jones is Rashida's father. Her mother is former Mod Squad cutie Peggy Lipton.
ReplyDeleteWooooW! I never knew Rashida was Quincy's daughter.
ReplyDeleteSorry guys I just crawled out from under a rock...that's in the sea.
I'm surprised about the comments that Marc Anthony might not be the father of J-Lo's baby, but people forget he was married to an ex miss universe AND had two boys with her AND a girl with someone else before that.
ReplyDeleteI like him but she's getting on my nerves.
Tracee I may be reading it wrong, but I think it says that it was Brandon for the blind. It shows Jason in the picture and says "The Davis family minus that really greasy one who leaves people stranded in Vegas with no money."
ReplyDeleteAm I missing something re the Boreanaz pic? Also, anyone who what date the Blind regarding Brandon was. I can't find it.
ReplyDeleteI guess the answer to everything depends on who Ali Larter's mystery man is as commented on by a certain gossip site a few months ago.
ReplyDelete"I hope he's mine."
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean I was right when I suggested J.Lo.? Awesome!
Here's the item again...
#1 You know what I love? Baby mama drama. Not whether or not someone is pregnant or if they announce it, but whether or not they know who the real dad is and what deal they can make with him, and very quickly. I always think it is funny when it is an ex you thought was long gone. One time is all it takes.
MMmm sorry that blind is almost certainly about Nicole Ritchie, who has baby daddy drama not knowing who the father is...I dont know that we should read something into ALL his comments, cause I think his JLo one was just him being snarky...
ReplyDeleteLarry King asked Ali who her boyfriend was and she said she
ReplyDeletedidn't want to talk about her personal life. But she revealed that he was a COMEDIAN. I thought she was talking about a stand-up comidian by the way she said it.
oh, and when Larry asked her if he would know who he (the comedian) was, Ali just smiled and kind of nodded.
ReplyDeleteHmmm her coyness about it, and EL's little blind item about a Trojan horse and sleeping with the person who's giving you all the info, was a reference to this....(I've long thought the Trojan horse blind was a reference to EL himself)
ReplyDeleteSoooo, if Eva IS p.g., is the baby daddy Joachin?
ReplyDeleteEva has a long term boyfriend who is always kept out of sight, as she likes to sleep around to get her roles....
ReplyDeletewhat, you didnt think she was getting them legitimately did you?
I think the reveal about "Who's the spy?" is that all three of them are spies.....
ReplyDeleteCyn
I think the spy is Christina Ricci, because that would actually be surprising.
ReplyDeleteI assumed that JLo had become pregnant with a little help. They would probably use Marc's sperm, if that's the case.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks again, Ent!
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ReplyDeleteIs Brittany Murphy our Amy Winehouse?
ReplyDeleteI thought we decided long, long ago that this was him??
http://img144.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ent807alrt9.jpg
But I do think Christina might be a spy too. Only because Ent posted that Vinny Gallo site recently and it's been up about a hundred years with the same old stuff for sale. That's just a joke so Vinny can see the weird email from people who would actually purchase any of that.
If Brittany Murphy is a lesbian, why'd she sleep with that waiter in the stairwell?
ReplyDeleteMooshki: you may be referring to the Jordache Junky blind, which is actually supposed to be Kirstin Dunst from what I've heard. I always thought it WAS Brittany Murphy but I dont know if its ever been confirmed one way or another.
ReplyDeleteBeen watching Ali's style lately and have to say, I want her stylist (except this last dress).
ReplyDeleteI love this dress - and Ali's style. Different folks......
ReplyDeleteAli's boyfriend is Hayes Macarthur. He stars with her in Homo Erectus. It's not really a secret but she doesn't advertise it because she likes her privacy.
ReplyDeleteENT loves Ali but I think she's too obvious.
I've thought ENT's spy was Rashida Jones for a while now. She fits the bill perfectly and I also got the impression he's not a fan of Christina Ricci?
My money is on RJ - the chick rocks!