Doctors have ordered Amy Winehouse to cancel the rest of her current tour due to concerns over her health. Let's talk about what may be ailing Ms. Winehouse. Today, Amy Winehouse was seen entering a clinic. These are the practices of the doctors at that particular clinic.
1. Breast enlargements--She already got them done once, so I guess she could be going back for a bigger size. Maybe she thinks Blake will like them when he gets out. I think that after a few years of only guys, Blake wouldn't even care if Amy had lost the rest of her teeth. Amy could also be getting them for her trip to Miami.
2. Cancer screening--She does smoke a great deal.
3. Liver problems-- Although I'm sure she has the liver of a 60 year old, Amy hasn't really had a yellowish sheen about her, so I'm going to say no to this one.
4. Pregnancy and gynaecological matters--She's having Pete Doherty's baby. Or maybe it's Blake's. There is only one way to determine who the father is. Maury.
She needs a psychiatrist and a dentist STAT
ReplyDeleteI second that dental motion!
ReplyDeletePerez says she's getting ready to go into rehab. Anyone feel like placing bets for how long she stays? ENT, do you have a prize you could offer to the one who comes closest to guessing without going over?