Michael Lohan Is Full Of Crap

Nothing actually surprising about that headline is there. I think he wakes up in the morning and thinks to himself, "I haven't been mentioned anywhere in the media for a day or two. I need to come up with some crap, so I can see my face on the tv and get laid."

Today the crap that Michael Lohan is shoveling is that Lindsay Lohan and 50 Cent will be working on her new album together. Actually, let me correct that right now because no doubt Michael is a litigious little man. He actually was quoted as saying, "They're talking about working together. Nothing's firm yet, but they're in talks."

This is what classifies as a talk:

Lindsay: Hi Fiddy, I'm working on a new album
50 Cent: Cool

That is my guess as to how far these discussions have gone. Why on earth would 50 Cent even bother to work with Lindsay? To be ridiculed? To be mentioned in the same breath as a really horrible album. "Despite the efforts of producers and contributors like 50 Cent, the new Lindsay Lohan album is mired at the bottom of the charts."

Michael went on to say that Lindsay and 50 Cent have known each other for awhile. "They've actually known each other for a while, just from being in the business together and crossing paths at events."

The only photos WireImage has of them together was in June 3, 2004 where 50 looks like he wants some, and Lindsay isn't giving. If she had, then Michael could say that 50 was like family.