In interviews promoting her new film, Nicole Kidman has been asked repeatedly how she is going to spend Christmas. She has stated she is going to spend it with her family, either in Australia or in Nashville. She has also hinted that Isabella and Connor will be with her for Christmas as well. Someone must have found the key to the prison, or decided that Nicole could use the publicity boost, but in any event will be nice to see the children surface. With Tom not needing them this year, they have been locked in storage for much longer than is customary. No football games or soccer games. I really thought with Isabella's love of soccer that the little General would somehow hook up his daughter with David Beckham, or even have Beckham show up at one of her games, but didn't happen.
Since Scientologists don't celebrate Christmas, the only thing Isabella and Connor had to look forward to at Tom Cruise's house was the airing of grievances and the feats of strength. The latter is no fun anymore because Tom runs around telling anyone who will listen that he is a superhero and can beat anyone at anything while Kate(Katie) sips her gin slowly in the corner, stares out the window and dreams of being set free one day.
"and it's a Festivous for the rest of us."
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GOLD Ent, pure GOLD!!!
must've been an edit since I don't see that quote, peanut.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I doubt Tommy lets katie drink gin. That's too risky, she may find the maid's cell phone and call OK Magazine for help.
I'm sure Katie will be drinking her non-fat-barley-milk egg nog.
Love the "little general" tag.
love the festivus referenced little peanut ... its what I have been saying around my office since they put up the god awful artificial tree ...
ReplyDeleteanyway, the entire cruise debacle is beyond me .. how could a mother choose not live with her children ...and leave them in the clutches of xenu ..
makes absolutely no sense to me .
and if kate drinks gin, then I am a 46 year old virgin mother of 4 ...its gotta be vodka in the cup .
lmao I think Katie's in the corner rocking back and forth whispering "serenity now".
ReplyDeleteI think Katie's sipping her gin, rocking back and forth, debating whether the $$$$$$$$ reasons she's staying are worth it.
ReplyDeleteKatie wishes she was the master of her domain.
ReplyDeleteNO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Kat(i)e is in her bedroom riding the carousel. Over and over and over.
ReplyDeleteKat(i)e is in her bedroom riding the carousel. Over and over and over.
ReplyDeletemaybe there was something in the divorce papers about her maintaining primary residence out of the country and letting him make most of the decisions about the children? who knows?
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