I Don't Even Have 10 Friends
Suri Cruise is 18 months old, doesn't live in New York, and has been overseas for the last three months, yet somehow Suri managed to find ten friends to come over to the Carlyle Hotel for a Madeline tea party. The 10 friends brought 15 adults with them who were probably of more interest to Daddy Cruise. I always think it is funny as heel when they say Suri and all her friends or any kid and her friends. What 18 month old has friends? They don't even remember the person unless they see them for several days in a row. Hell, I don't remember my friends unless I see them several days in a row. Blackouts are a bitch.
In addition to that disgusting mixture in her bottle she is forced to drink, Suri enjoyed mini-burgers, chicken fingers, mac and cheese, french fries, cookies, and strawberries which she then promptly threw up.
The adults/employees/minders did some auditing while the kids ate, and then afterwards, the adults/employees/minders returned all the kids to their rightful parents, and gave them their memories back.
Katie Holmes has a problem with her mouth. She always twisting it, like she's doing it in the photo. Drives me crazy. I want to slap it off of her.
ReplyDeleteAnd Tom - ditch the hair. Risky Business was a loooong time ago.
"In addition to that disgusting mixture in her bottle she is forced to drink, Suri enjoyed mini-burgers, chicken fingers, mac and cheese, french fries, cookies, and strawberries which she then promptly threw up."
ReplyDeleteThat is friggin' hilarious!
MNgoddess - Katie probably has severe nerve damage around her mouth from the insane herpes outbreaks she gets. She may have lost some control over parts of her lips.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe how many photos we see of this kid. It is ridiculous!
especially since we NEVER see photos of Tom's "others"