He's Back

Angelina Jolie's brother James Haven showed up last night at the premiere of her new movie Beowulf. All I remember about Beowulf is having to read it in high school and that it may have been in Old English or something similar because I recall that the plot sounded great, but had no relation to the actual words I was reading. Although I guess Hollywood should be congratulated for not making interminable Bratz sequels, I just hope they don't start making movies based on books from high school. The only thing they do is to reawaken nightmares, and give a new generation of high school students a more modern update of a film to watch instead of reading the book.

I remember when we had to read Romeo & Juliet, the class got to see the movie. It was some 1960's version, but it had a bare breast in it and the teacher had to go through ten layers of bureaucracy to be able to show it. But show it she did, and there wasn't an empty seat in the class.Now everyone has to watch that Claire Danes version and falls asleep quicker than if they were just going to read the damn book.

Anyway, I digress. It seems as if Angelina's tongue kissing brother knows all about when Angelina is going to get pregnant, her menstrual and ovulation cycle and is also full knowledgeable about how Angelina and Brad Pitt keep alive the spark of sex in their marriage.

So, for all of you women out there who have brothers. You keeping him in the loop about when your time of the month is or when you can have a baby or what you do to get your man aroused? Didn't think so. Angelina's brother just gives me the heebie jeebies. He is like the guy that is always sneaking up behind you or sidling up to you and then asking what you are doing. He inevitably scares the crap out of you which encourages more of the behavior.

It seems as if James has been ingratiating himself with Brad as well. No doubt he would like to watch and maybe thinks this will help. "We get along great," Haven said, "We talk about movies, we talk about bikes ... kids obviously are a major topic, so it's great. You know, I'm looking forward one day to maybe working with him."

Working with him? How? Holding the sister down for him? He barely even works at all, yet he is looking forward to working with Brad. Well, I guess if Angelina tells Brad to put the brother in a movie, he will do it. In fact, maybe that hint is his way of telling Angelina to do it. I'm sure she would have said so herself, but she and her brother were too busy staring at each other.