Friday, November 23, 2007

Eric Wins The Lottery Parts 2 & 3

As the Playboy party wound down, a nice size group of people had been given directions to the house, and plenty of contacts made for Eric and his friend to have a glorious month. To make this first party a memorable one, the liquor bill was close to $5000.

I'm not sure if Eric had ever done coke before, but within about 20 minutes after returning to the house, he was enjoying the affections of #1 and her unlimited supply of coke. Unlimited because she would screw the makeup artist and her extremely large black boyfriend on a fairly regular basis. Eric disappeared into a bedroom with both of the ladies and wasn't seen again until the next day.

Back in the day, you could really get your freak on at a Playboy party, but now it was almost as PC as Chuck E Cheese. OK, maybe that is going to far, but because of a fear of lawsuits, drugs have to be hidden, and there really isn't any sex going on. Lots of teasing and flirting. All that had been building up and so for the thirty or so people that made it to the after party, this was their chance to get crazy.

It was a typical party. Lots of people trying to break into the business mixed with established people who were basically using the new people. It's a cycle that has gone on for generations. There wasn't really anyone I recognized there except for this goofy guy who was nailing some girl from The O.C. They weren't being discreet about it either. Yes, they were in a corner of the living room on a red love seat. They seemed to enjoy people watching. I'm just grateful that the cushions were able to be turned over, and no one ever will want to throw a UV light on that couch. It wasn't like they were naked or anything, but let's just say that the parts which needed to be uncovered were uncovered.

The only other person I clearly knew was a guy who was in a boy band. All night long he had a mantra for anyone who would listen. "That f**king bitch." Literally it was the only three words I heard come out of his mouth the whole night. The more pot he smoked, the less violent the words became, but it was clear that despite the comfort some 18 (hopefully) year old girl was trying to give him, his mind was clearly elsewhere. From what I gathered when speaking with people who knew him, it seems as if his ex ( B list actress--brand new hit show) who had taken up with someone new a few months earlier, was running around town telling anyone that would listen that our boy bander (not Lance Bass) could never get it up, and that even when he did, it was nothing to write home about.

Closing in on 4am, my last contribution to the party came in the form of some bouncers and managers from some of the better clubs in town. Always a good thing to ply them with booze, drugs and women and to introduce them to their one visible host. There wouldn't be any waiting in lines for these boys during the month.


The First Week

Although I checked in on the boys during the first week, I couldn't spend every minute with them but they seemed to be doing well. After enjoying #1 for the first few days, she had gone back to her boyfriend to try and makeup, but had introduced Eric to another B list film actress who never saw a party she didn't like, and even looking like a cheap whore with a raspy voice, was certainly a fantasy to a guy from Jersey who had always just seen her on film. She became Eric's companion for that first few weeks, and until she finally realized he didn't have any money, I think she actually liked him. Eric was whipped. It's a good thing he didn't really have any money or he would have been writing checks to her every day.

Each day was spent at the pool and it seemed like the people who came for the after party never really went away. People would just drift in and out. Nights were spent at clubs, and because of the generosity of the first night and some generous tipping, our boys found themselves in the VIP rooms every night.

I want to say that it was Thursday night when I next saw the boys. It was I believe in Mood, but hey, it was two years ago. I do know that Eric was not with his new companion, but his friend had the Playmate everywhere he went. So, VIP room, and lo and behold there is a celebutante. Eric is enamored. I'm just nauseous. This celebutante is someone who can be charming or a bitch, and that night Eric got to see both. At the club, she was flirty and funny and touchy feely. She mingled and laughed and seemed to spend more and more time with Eric as she made her decision for the night. Let's go to a strip club she said. A group of about six people said sure. So the six plus the celebutante made seven and it was off to a strip club. There were four guys including myself and three women. At the strip club, it was straight to a private room. The celebutante was in charge and clearly had been here before and knew exactly what she wanted. She had about ten strippers line up in front of her. No one else was allowed a pick until she had made her own.

Our celebutante was wearing a tiny skirt and I'm assuming no panties although, honestly, I wasn't going to look, and probably would have died from the smell. Anyway, the words out of her mouth were, "I want my pu**y licked. Who's going to do it?" I debated about relaying this next part because it is so cruel, but it is what happened, so needs to be said. A black girl stepped forward, and our celebutante said, "hell no, no (N word) is ever going to couch me. I just want blondes. Everyone just dropped their jaws when she said it, but the dancers must have heard it before from her. It seems that sometimes she would let a black girl and sometimes she wouldn't. This night it was a no. One blonde agreed to do it and for the next 30 minutes or so, our celebutante kept up a running conversation with everyone else who was in the room while the dancer was down on her knees servicing the celebutante.

When I say running conversation, it was primarily with herself. No one had fun after her outburst, and all the fun was just sucked right out of the room. Eric saw the true nature of the celebutante and no matter how much she tried to turn on the charm, he wasn't having any of it. I know that I left after about 30 minutes, and Eric told me later that Eric, his friend and new girlfriend all left together shortly after me. The celebutante had apparently done enough charming to get the others to remain with her a little longer, and had set her sights on the lone remaining guy who was trying to fight the fight between big and little head.

74 comments:

  1. B list film actress who never saw a party she didn't like, and even looking like a cheap whore with a raspy voice, was certainly a fantasy to a guy from Jersey who had always just seen her on film.

    Who is Tara Reid, Alex? :P

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  3. I don't know, but wouldn't it be fantastic if the celebutante was Paris? It probably isn't - too obvious - but I can SEE it.

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  4. I think the raspy voiced one may be Taryn Manning.

    Celebutant may be Paris. My fiance saw a cell phone video of Paris and Britney (during the short time they hung out together). They were rubbing each other's vajayjays with their fingers and were so out of it and people were taking pictures/cell phone videos of them with their skirts open. He also told me he saw a video of Nicky Hilton hoovering up blow on the same person's phone (I don't know if it was the same party, or a different party). He never gossips but he knows I read gossip and knew I'd enjoy the news. His "friend" lives in both LA and S. FL. They are so nasty!!!

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  5. Ent, I love this blog, please don't get yourself in trouble for posting! If you are truly a lawyer can you get in trouble for doing this? I suspect maybe you're an agent or publicist? I hope so.

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  6. I'm guessing Nicole Richie. I first thought Paris, but Nicole has been known to enjoy the cooch on occasion. Plus, she's always been the one of those 2 friends who can really turn on a dime - charming and a bitch - enty got that right.

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  7. Girl from the OC: Rachel Bilson or Mischa Barton. Both wouldn't surprise me as the one who liked being seen in the act.

    Ex-boybander: Joey Fatone

    B-list actress is Tara Reid. If not her, Michelle Rodriguez and Taryn Manning are good choices.

    Celebrutante is Paris Hilton. celebutante is defined as a a débutante who has become a celebrity, such as a famous heiress. If not her, Kim Kardashian is a good choice.

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  8. Random, I don't think it would be Kim Kardashian because she's not prejudiced and she loves black guys so why would she say such a nasty thing?

    Reticulation, it can't be Nicole because her dad and mom are black, she considers herself black, so why would she say something racist?

    It's probably Paris, she's a known bisexual, a racist and has been caught on tape saying the n word a few times. She's a mean, nasty person.

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  9. This wouldn't possibly be one of the best blinds on Paris you ever had but couldn't tell previously?

    Luv ya ENT!!

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  10. If all this happened a couple of years ago, I don't think it'd be Bilson since she was still with her (now) ex at the time.

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  11. i thought eva longoria and jc chasez for boyband/b list, and micha/cisco adler?

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  12. Oh yeah - forgot about Nicole's family history for a second. Shame on me!
    Then it MUST be Paris. Because 2 years ago, the main celebutantes WERE Paris & Nicole.

    I bet it's Paris.

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  13. I'm loving this blind even more than Timmy/Shimmy even though it makes me feel like taking a bath in disenfectant.

    Def Mishca Barton and Goofy looking Cisco doing the nasty on the couch. Yuck.

    Raspy voiced party girl - I thought of Lindsay at first but Tara Reid is a better guess. She'd be in need of the cash she thought he had.

    Boy bander - I'd go with Eva and JC. (BTW Eva has sure managed to keep that first marriage quiet hasn't she? Strike 2 soon)

    Celebutante who loves to be licked. It's Paris - the use of the N word is a total give away. She was THE party girl at that time too - it's the Halloween when Christian Slater fell off her roof...

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  14. Hasn't Paris been caught - perhaps even on video? - using that particular noun on previous occasions? The other behaviors sound like her as well. How anyone could find her appealing, even momentarily, is beyond me.

    I hope Eric decided it was worth the money; I would think that particular outing might send him packing - quickly.

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  16. boy bander: justin timberlake. around that time wasn't he dating alyssa milano and she as on that witch show that ppl liked.

    party lover: def. has to be tara reid. she has a raspy voice and 2 yrs ago she was on her super long bender

    celebutante: has to be paris. she hates black people and she has a smelly vajayjay. she's gross

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  17. Boy bander could also be Nick Carter who dated Paris, and is still refering to her in every interview he does. Or it could be his even slimier brother who dated both Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff.

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  18. Anonymous9:28 AM

    I'm voting Paris for the celebutante, as she's a known pussy lovin' racist.

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  19. Raspy: Tara Reid

    Boy Bander: I like JC for this

    Celebutant: Paris

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  20. Anonymous9:35 AM

    I also agree that the raspy voiced chick is Tara Reid. Not that another vote matters, but just sayin'! As well as JC/Eva, thats pretty much the only one that fits...and JC was a pretty big whiner after all!

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  21. I am changing my vote for raspy voiced actress to Tara Reid also. I don't think anyone really knows who Taryn Manning is, but the average person would recognize Tara from American Pie movies. Plus she is a cheese and she's from NJ so they would have something in common.

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  22. Paris isn't a B list film actress, so I don't think it's her.

    I initially thought the first one was Lohan, but I now I think her friend with the raspy voice using the 'n' word is her. EL DID say he wasn't sure she was wearing panties, so to me, that points to Lohan.

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  23. I love how Ent is describing himself like he's some sort of lord of LA, summoning up actresses, musicians, music producers, big time club managers, and Playboy bunnies in an instant to hang out with some Jersey guys by flashing a little bit of money! He gets a mansion rented, invites 30 or so people on a whim with a $5,000 alcohol tab, and as a lawyer is using money, women and drugs to bribe these people to entertain his friends. If this is true, as a middle-aged (even 35 year old) lawyer to have this power he would have to be heavy into the drug scene or somehow influential, and probably good-looking, to have these young (early twenties) and/or famous people wanting to hang out with him.

    He arranges this VIP high life for these guys effortlessly yet when, two years later, his daily blog fans organize "CDANCON" in his honor he can't even help them find a place to stay or arrange anything special for them to do or meet. Yeah, right.

    He even contradicts himself: After organizing thirty people from the Playboy mansion for an impromptu party, where he says it is the typical "established" using the wannabes, he says he only recognizes two or three people that he infers he doesn't know personally very well. Which is it, Ent? Are you dating B list actresses and in on the VIP club scene, or do you not know people?

    Do you all really believe that Justin Timberlake was there, and Eva Longoria (this was the height of Desperate Housewives' popularity), Mischa Barton, Cisco Adler, Tara Reid and Paris Hilton and all these other famous people? All because some Jersey boys flashed a couple of thousand? Is it that easy to break into the inner sanctum of Hollywood?

    This blogger is an egomaniac who can't resist inserting himself into his own blinds to gain some sense of self-importance. The average blind he produces can be entertaining to guess who he was imagining or is thinking of, but this goes beyond to the point that I wonder, do you all really believe this or is this all in fun?

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  24. Anonymous10:07 AM

    Twisted, the B list film actress is not the same person as the celebutante.

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  25. Oh geeze, I better go back and look at this again.

    Thanks, Trix.

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  26. Anonymous10:17 AM

    b.s. - its a happy combination of both, I'd say! ENT has had a lot of his blinds turn out to be the truth. Someone really should start keeping a list of ENT's successes.

    A good ol' down and dirty Hollywood story never fails to blow my mind. I would never make it there.

    And I think its Paris. If not, hopefully ENT will give us another hint in the next installment.

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  27. on the loveseat-crisco and mischa OR smaire armstrong and anyone.

    boyband and blist-eva and jc

    raspy-tara reid

    clebutard-paris

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  28. Whatever floats your boat, BrendaLove - maybe sometime you could list out the successes Ent has had that only he knew before the fact - that would be interesting.

    And Jax, I know it is rude of me but I can't help it: After you are past about 20, people don't think it makes you cool or sound cool to joke about getting high. If you are young, you'll learn, otherwise, you sound like you are trying to hard to be cool. (Fuck me! I know, save the swearing and bravado display). I've just read it from you and a few others so many times now that I think you should know that to older people (i.e. thirties), you sound silly. I am not opposed to getting high now and then, I just cringe at bragging about it like you are cool or something.

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  29. BTW, I am talking about your comments from the other day, not today, Jax. Whoop whoop!

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  30. Anonymous11:23 AM

    b.s. - the one right off the top of my head is the one about Mike Myers, his poor abused assistants, and the umbrellas. ENT had that one up a good month before either Perez or Ted C. also said it, can't remember now which one it was. It could have been Michael K.

    And Jax, she's a free spirit. I don't think she cares what anybody thinks! :-)

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  31. b.s. -

    I've been miffed for a while since the Timmy/Shimmy fiasco, but I cherry pick the blind items here. Do I believe this blind could be true? I don't know. I'm probably not going to give it that much thought beyond the guesses. There are some blinds that are too over the top for me to believe they're true. Like the rocker who had herpes and slept with all these women - sorry, I didn't buy that one. But like the blind that brendalove pointed out, I do believe that one. I think it would be naive for anyone to come here and believe everything that's written. Even the site has a disclaimer about that.

    As for the people who brag about smoking pot, I'm with you on that one, but I like Jax so I ignore it. When I don't like someone, I don't even read their posts, so it doesn't bother me.

    See? It's all about cherry picking. ;-)

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  32. b.s seriously are you kidding me? i don't come here to be judged by you or anyone else. if you are so PC and prudish about me harmlessly saying im going to smoke a doob later on a FRIDAY night,not behind the wheel then that's your problem,don't bring it here and make some lame ass post about what I DO IN MY SPARE TIME. im guessing you are not ever going to have a drink after work in your life or have a fun night with some freinds drinking? i am so sick of hearing people judge others for a stupid herb,get over it mind your own business and LET IT GO.

    i cant beleive in 2007 im having to defend myself like this from someone who doesn't know me, is probably new to the blog and im betting a friggin republican.

    lastly im single,i don't have children and never drive stoned.

    im taking a break form this fuckin blog..later!

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  34. thanks b.s. for telling it like it is. I think you spoke for a lot of us. This blog has created a great community and the thing is, we don't always agree with each other and that's okay. But it's not okay to curse people out just because they have a different opinion. We're better than that.

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  35. Anonymous12:46 PM

    Come on now Jax, I just defended you as a free spirit, so stop caring what anyone thinks. Millions of people all over the world smoka da weed.

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  36. b.s., now I'm REALLY confused. You practically call EL a liar, you refer to him as an egomaniac and now you're posting you love him. Which is it?

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  37. LMAO, I see b.s. has removed the post that read, "ENTY, I love you!"

    I guess he/she saw the b.s. in that.

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  38. I think b.s. needs to go find a much more sophisticated playground. Why would you spend the time to write so much here if you're so disgusted by it all. It's not like this is required homework. Get over yourself or go elsewhere

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  39. anyway, I'm still thinking about Ent with Stacy Dash. She is so beautiful and seems very cool.

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  40. it's just fun whether its real or not!!!! if you don't like it, you don't have to read it!! You gotta take it with a grain of salt.

    p.s. I do believe Paris is the celebutante. Ent had said that he had the best Paris BI ever, this is probably it.

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  41. Love this blog ENT!

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  42. If Nicole hangs with Paris, listening to the racist language and giggling, then I'm pretty sure she is a racist too, not matter what her parents are.

    Jax, take it easy, you are appreciated by most us. BS sounds lonely and bored, and most definitely a repub.

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  43. I've been gone the whole afternoon and didn't write anything about loving Ent (the comment is deleted and I never saw it). Someone else wrote it, I guess. Ha - I am a lifelong liberal democrat and I have no problem with marijuana. (I've never been accused of being a republican in my life and take offense!).

    After several times of certain people being super crass and also bragging about getting high, I couldn't help it and said how it bugged me. I said I knew it was rude to actually say that to Jax, and it's best to keep ignoring it. I am older than twenties and it seems like most of the posters are, too. Some posters do think they can say whatever the hell they want all the time, no matter how crass, but try to censor any one who disagrees once. I think 30 Rock is funny and The Office and Ellen Degeneres and quirky humor (I'm drawing a blank!) but for some reason women swearing just to swear and being crude about sex and crass does not make me admire them and think they are SO FUNNY!! I just think they sound stupid and I picture a twenty year old copping an attitude and trying to make people think they are so crazy and funny because they swear and say Fuck and talk about sex like they are horny teenagers. If this site is all about that, then whoever said that is right, maybe I am not at the right place (I just thought this was a gossip site where people guessed blinds!)

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  44. Anonymous4:04 PM

    well b.s. quite honestly and I mean this in the nicest way possible, but we're not here to try to earn your admiration. We're just having fun and most of the time we do just guess the blinds, we were doing it today until you called Jax out. No one is trying to censor you but what is the point of trying to make someone feel bad?

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  45. I love how the people who post daily all day long on all of the posts accuse anyone who criticizes a fellow daily poster of being "lonely," "bored," with no life and miserable. What exactly is the person who is on here day and night - are you maybe "bored" with your life, "lonely" that you find community with people who just snark at celebrities and celebrity photos, and a little miserable that your life consists of reading and believing this blog that you get all bent out of shape if someone posts that they think it is a bit juvenile to brag about getting high and swearing all of the time? Whose life is sad and miserable and full of hate?

    These celebrities don't even know are care who you are (they are busy living a life, which opens them up to criticism), and you devote all your time to criticizing them and joking about them. Just don't accuse people of being lonely and miserable, because the hypocrisy is really sickening!

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  46. But I still love you, Ent!

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  47. These weren't the fun posts I was expecting when I woke up this morning all happy because Australia has a new Prime Minister (wahoooo!).

    b.s - I understand what you're saying but I think maybe you're just taking it all a bit too seriously today. This site is Entertainment as much as anything. Having said that I think that the stories Ent supplies are very believable even though he might change details here and there.

    The people that post comments here are actually a cut above. If you want really crass and truely offensive comments you need to read a Jessica Alba post over at Perez and see how many racists/bigots/misogynists there are in the world.

    As for this blind - if you don't believe that JC Chasez (it doesn't say Eva was there), Cisco Adler and Paris Hilton aren't attention seeking whores who will go where the cash, sex and drugs are then you're the one being naive. Paris has spent a lot of time down under (pardon the pun) and this story rings true with the things she got up to here. In fact it seems pretty mild. You're giving her way to much credit.

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  48. back to the guesses please, ladies???

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  49. BrendaLove, I know people aren't here to seek my admiration. I know it was kind of rude to criticize Jax, but I have seen her (him?) do her share of criticism, and not very politely either. Everyone is entitled to their own take on the site and what others say. I've been called a Republican, and the typical "miserable and lonely" - so all's fair, right? It is all pretty silly when you think about it. It's always the "hard asses" that get the most easily offended, I've noticed. Jax, come back - you can get high and talk about it and swear like a sailor all you want!

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  50. Darn it, people! Every time I am writing a response someone writes something else that I want to respond to! To the nice person from Australia, I don't doubt that Paris is pretty morally bankrupt and shallow, I just doubt that she hangs with this blog writer and all it takes to hang out with these undeserving celebrities is to flash a couple of thousand of dollars - I don't think they are that impressed with a small amount of $, like they want some of it or something! Drugs, maybe, but I think it is a tad naive to believe this blog writer hangs with all these famous people, esp. in one or two nights.

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  51. b.s - I appreciate you calling me nice because I certainly don't mean you or anyone else on this board any offense.

    I think you'd be suprised how easy it is to get next to these people. Just from my own experience.
    If Eric walked into the VIP section, told Paris he was a music producer and started talking about how he'd been at the Playboy mansion, with maybe the hint of some free coke thrown in then she'd probably fall hook, line and sinker. This is a girl that can bare to hang out with Scott Storch.

    As for Ent - I don't think for one minute he paints an accurate picture of himself.

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  52. Crazy Days and Nights is a gossip site. The site publishes rumors, conjecture, and fiction. In addition to accurately reported information, certain situations, characters and events portrayed in the Blog are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Information on this site may contain errors or inaccuracies; the Blog’s proprietor does not make warranty as to the correctness or reliability of the site's content. Links to content on and quotation of material from other sites are not the responsibility of Crazy Days and Nights.

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    That's really all any of you need to know, no point going into long debates about this.

    The only reason I keep coming back is to see how much of a trainwreck some of you commentators are when it comes to this. I don't even know if deluded covers it when there's so much in-fighting over what's real or not.

    Brenda: That Mike Myers BI was on a couple of sites iirc, days before here. I honestly think EL reads more blogs and celeb sites than all of us combined and mixes the facts in with hearsay and presents it as truth. It's fascinating to see how narcotising it can be.

    Twisted: You're not the only one who thought that rock star BI was ridiculous. What's even more ridiculous is how shocking it was but EL didn't even have a follow up on that or even a blatant clue towards such a disgusting person (even if it is fake). But he makes such a big deal about Paris Hilton (an established figure of parody) taking it up the ass for coke (fake or not, it's not a stretch).

    Jax: Get over yourself, you endomorphic queen.

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  53. Please stop fighting. Aren't we just here to have fun and escape from our lives? Why does it matter whether or not these stories are true?

    Celebutante - Paris

    It sounds like the ex-girlfriend of the boybander was on a new show that was in its first year. Did Deseparate Housewives debut 2 years ago?

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  54. justind, well said!

    I find myself inexplicably drawn back to this site to check on it, also, and every now and then I get so exasperated (despite the obvious disclaimer at the bottom) that I can't resist commenting. Which never goes well, of course, because the diehards have a point that if I don't like it, don't read it, right? It is like a weird compulsion. Ent is getting increasingly pornographic with his stories and comments, showing his disdain for women, it is starting to get a little sick like he's getting off on writing this crap. I'm not saying things like this don't go on, but c'mon, it is a fine line between commentator and participant, putting himself in the same boat as these sleazebags. I think the more people seem to believe him, the more he believes himself. Eww.

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  55. wow, this is not what i expected too redgurl72, though unfortunately i don't share your happiness at our new PM - sorry :) i know ill prob get a bashing for being a liberal, but hey i got my own business so i was quite happy with things just the way they were.

    anyway, my thoughts on the celebutante was immediately Paris: the N word, her smelly minge and the fact that the running conversation was primarily with herself just screams Paris. it is well documented that she just talks to herself - didn't both nick carter and dave grohl say just that?

    noel, i think you may be right - this is prob the blind bout paris that he's been dying to share for ages!!

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  56. Cooper's mom - sorry you weren't so happy. John had a good run though!

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  57. Boy Bander: Nick Carter?


    He dated Parisite Hilton back then, didn't her? And what about her show The Simple life? when did that debut? It was somewhat of a hit.... Enough of one to garner a few more seasons anyways.

    Nick was all butt-hurt over Paris when she broke up with him, and he would bad-mouth her.

    When was it that Paris was photographed with a busted lip and bruises all over her? Remember?...Everyone thought Nick had beaten her up...?

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  58. Jennifer - but Paris isn't a B list actress with a hit tv show.

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  59. Paris isn't the actress. She would be the celebutard. they are 2 separate people in this BI. Read closely.

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  60. Actress from OC is Samaire Armstrong (explains why Ent doesn't think much of her), boy bander and actress is JC and Longoria...they were dating and then stopped suddenly and she was with Parker, also there are rumors that JC is gay, which would explain not being able to get it up (sorry bs, don't meant to be crass).
    Celebutard is Paris. She's rumored to be lesbian/bi, has said the N word on camera, has been with countless men, does drugs...who else could it be?

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  61. brenda22 - I agree with just about everything you said; where I differ is on Samaire Armstrong, only because Mischa was with Cisco back then, if it is Cisco (as seems to be the general consensus).

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  62. brenda22 - It's okay. Just don't brag about smoking pot (wink).

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  63. B.S. said...
    brenda22 - It's okay. Just don't brag about smoking pot (wink).



    b.s. you already called someone out here which is never a good idea, and caused a major row because of it. Why don't you just drop it already?

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  64. b.s. I respectfully request that you refrain from posting commentary not relative to the blind items, or take it off-topic to the message board. Please be considerate of the other people reading the comments who are here to guess the blind items.

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  65. Ok, Princess Pea, you've changed my mind...I change my guess to Mischa.

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  66. C'mon (Customer), cut B.S. some slack. Jax is sharp and funny, but can also be irreverent, biting, and let's face it, does have a tendency to lash out if someone has a differing opinion. I always felt bad when she told people to f**k off or called them names. No one deserves that - that's what makes this place so great. When someone has a different opinion, sometimes it makes you see things that you wouldn't have thought of. Can't we agree to disagree (sometimes)? It's even better when we're all on board.

    Thanks for letting me vent.

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  67. Apparently no one got that I was joking in response to brenda22's comment before where she said 'sorry, bs, didn't mean to be crass'. I was actually poking fun at myself by saying "just don't brag" followed by the wink (I don't know for sure all the little symbols to indicate smiles/winks, whatever and I didn't want to look stupid, so I wrote "wink." to indicate I was joking). So sorry if people thought I was trying to be argumentative, but I wasn't!

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  68. b.s.--

    Please take your tired attitude home and find some other activity to amuse yourself on a lonely holiday weekend.

    I'm sure there must be a tutu and fairy dust in your closet somewhere.....

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  69. B.S,
    I actually did get that you were joking. I thought it was funny.

    Can't we all just relax. I like this site because unlike the other blogs (Perez Hilton) people here seem mature and intelligent. Let's not spoil it.

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  70. Jax generally saves her lashing out for people who go after her first. She doesn't come on here calling people names because of their guesses, or who they are or what they do, that I've seen. I agree that you don't come on here and call someone out like that and expect to be met with rainbows and kittens - and then continue the topic with jokes and winks and smiles. It's compounding one bad move with another, both of which seem to be nothing more than shit- stirring on the heels of the long 'EL is bullshit' diatribe.

    Can we get back to the topic of gossip without the rest of this b.s. please?

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  71. wow - so many people
    such small lives

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  72. the first person to come to mind was nicky hilton. so i think its gotta be one of the hilton girls.

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  73. jindi - Are you talking about the people in the blind or the people commenting?!

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  74. the whole party scene is SO perfectly recreated in blake adam's S.O.B.-- one of the funniest dammed movies i've ever seen!!

    (pssst! did that still any angry waters out there?)

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