Charisma Carpenter and Damien Hardy are Done
With the one of the most generic announcements of all time, Charisma Carpenter's rep confirmed that she and her husband Damien Hardy are separated and living separately. The somewhat plain announcement belies much of the excitement that was this marriage. A blind item or two came from their matrimony and I am sure it will all come out over the next weeks and months.
Notice that Charisma's rep made the statement so that will tell you it was she who took the offensive in what will be lots of back and forth accusations. Always remember that it is the B listers who lead the most exciting lives.
Charisma and Damien have been married since 2002 and have a four year old son.
She better not be any of your recent BIs because I dont think we give a poo about her....do we???
ReplyDeleteI have no clue who these fools are
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"Charisma and Damien"
sounds like a Disney Horror flick
Who the hell are these people? If they were the subject of blind items, you could have come right out and said their names. I would still be blind.
ReplyDeleteDETAILS, DETAILS! What is wrong with you people? You didn't watch Buffy?! Or Veronica Mars?! The horror!
ReplyDeleteWHOA... they are B list?
ReplyDeletei would have said C @ the highest... and that was years ago when she was on buffy and angel...
can she even book a commercial now?
and WHO is that guy? he's caught a case of the crazy face.
What the hell would keep you from outting her instead of waiting on the tabs to do it (buried way in the back im sure)?
ReplyDeleteAnd she could be D list now. She was/is still hotter than SMG.
maybe C list.......maybe
ReplyDeleteI always thought she was pretty, but untalented. Didn't even know/care that she was married.
ReplyDeleteWow....
ReplyDeleteSome of you guys missed Buffy & Angel........
She couldn't act her way out of a bag, but she was fun on Buffy. Wasn't she way, way past her teen years when that show first started? Another Luke Perry-like situation where the "teen" on the show is actually deep into their 30s?
ReplyDeletewho??? and btw... did she shoose that name? totally sounds like a porn star name. cant you just see it? the guy is remodeling his home and calls a handyman and doorbell rings and who is standing there? why no! its charisma "the" carpenter... i'll let you guys finish the scene...
ReplyDeletesorry for going so far ot, BUT i am one of the peeps that missed watching angel and buffy, but again, i say... that is NOT the name of a mainstream actress!!!
Man: I was expecting a handyMAN. I have a pretty big pipe that needs worked on, do you think you handle it?
ReplyDeleteCharisma: Handling big pipes is my specialty.
Charisma unbuckles her tool belt. It drops to the floor.
MUSIC: "Bow, chicka, bow-bow."
WTF is Damien Hardy???
ReplyDeleteI would also like to know WTH is Damien Hardy.
ReplyDeleteCharisma was B- on her very best day and EVEN THAT is a stretch. None the less, I have to admit that I am a Buffy fan, so I am anxious to hear what blinds come out of this.
I think Charisma was more of a household name back in the '90's but any Buffy/Angel or Veronica Mars fan knows who she is.
ReplyDeleteI've always thought she was underrated.
#4 This former A list (by definition) television actress is married, with child(ren) but has moved out of her home and is now living with a female producer of one of her failed television series.
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#1 While it seems that everyday there are new accusations leveled at Britney Spears about her child raising skills, and the fact that Protective Services seems to live at her house, the reality is that she is not the only celebrity to have faced an investigation from Protective Services. This award winning television actress on a long running hit show was A list for several years and now she is doing the slow slide to B list and the inevitable Love Boat when it returns. Oh, yes it will return. Anyway, she and her husband have not always been the model parents. Seems that the grandparents have basically taken over all parenting because our actress and her husband would often forget to feed their infant, leave him/her for an hour or two while they went and ate lunch or dinner, and would never change the diaper leading to severe rashes. After two visits from CPS, the grandparents promised to take over the duties and are always with the baby except during photo ops when our actress makes the world believe she is a much better parent than reality.
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#1 This former A list award winning actress is now B list because she doesn't work much. She still has A list name recognition however even without a famous sidekick. What she doesn't have any more is a husband. Seems as if the husband has grown tired of the inflexibility of our actress and the pair are in the midst of a separation most likely leading to divorce.
#2 This trashy B list actress with the marriage from hell has sunk even lower than Paris looking for coke on a floor. What was a bad marriage with a horrible husband has turned into our actress being loaned out by the husband to pay off some debts. The actress has agreed because of the skeletons in her own closet which would ruin her career if they came to light. Well ruin her career for serious films. Wouldn't ruin her career if all she wanted to be was the host of Wild On or something.
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#2 This married, actor/actress couple who have both done television and film were staying at a hotel last week and decided to go out and have some fun one night. When the celebrity couple returned, a stranger was carrying the husband over his shoulder while the wife made excuses for her husband saying he had been drinking too much. In reality, it was drinking and heroin which he shoots up frequently and has caused some major rifts in their marriage lately.
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Did a little research on BI about B level married couples!
This is the only one I can find that is even close - unless it's the one regarding the couple who neglect their child and are being investigated:
ReplyDelete--B list television actress on network show is married to a regular guy.
-- B list television actor on hit network (not the same as our actress) show married to a producer/visionary.
Our actor and actress shoot on the same lot. They met, and started having an affair. They also started hanging out with their respective spouses together. The regular guy and producer/visionary hit it off and started having an affair. Eventually all found out about each other. Fearing no one would understand what the hell was going on, they decided to keep it secret and stay married to their respective spouses. What they did do however is switch where they slept. Producer/visionary moved in with regular guy and actress moved in with actor. Got it?
who and who?
ReplyDelete#2 So what do you do when you have two very good looking B list television actors on a top 15ish prime time network show and they both are head over heels in love with their female co-star? Well, what they tried, and what ended up happening are two different things. The end result is these two men and their co-star all live in the same house and share the same bed no matter the combination staying there that night.
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Bonus - This jackass B+ actor, on a hit network drama was in a restaurant for lunch on Wednesday and was dissatisfied with his food. He called the waiter over to complain. When he didn't feel the waiter was being attentive enough to his needs our actor took the ketchup covered cheeseburger and threw it at the waiter. Well threw is an overstatement since the waiter was about 1 foot away. Our married actor then got up with his ho of the day and walked out.
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So you heard about the baby Daddy problem of Nicole Richie. Well her situation is definitely not unique, it just is not usually advertised so blatantly. Well not too long ago, okay, within the last year or so, a B list television actress from a network show gave birth to a child. The couple was all smiles around the baby and everyone was thrilled including the tabloids. Lots of pictures of the whole family. No one did much checking into the history of the relationship and certainly didn't investigate the fact that the "father" has a medical problem that precludes him from having kids. So, who is the Daddy? How about a happily married A list actor from the same network, but different show. They had done some publicity for the network, spent some alone time together, and then uh oh. Enter the new "father."
The biological dad and mom had a fling but don't get along and so the kid is going to grow up thinking mom and new "father" are his/her parents.
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CC was killed off of Angel to go have her baby and be a mom (I think). I almost miss Buffy and Angel enough to buy the new seasons via Comic Books. ALMOST.
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ReplyDeletenoone in my house has ever heard of them, and i'm just about the right age for all that buffy stuff...
OMG OMG OMG, I better get a haircut and some new threads, I've always lusted after her. Hopefully she had some kinky bi, errr, BI and is into dudes that look like Ent.
ReplyDeleteCharisma got chucked off Angel because she didn't lose the baby weight. All the while David Boreanaz and Nic brandon got bigger.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the blind where she moves in with the female producer from one of her failed shows - Mismatch or Veronica Mars (Angel was not a failure).
Thanks for this story Ent - there are plenty of dedicated Buffy & Angel fans still out there!
i find it hard to believe that she would be the BI bad mother - but times do change...i remember years back when she took in her younger siblings (brothers i think a la shania twain) when their parents died...after helping bring up your own siblings as a young twentysomething, i can't see her becoming a deadbeat mom...though his parents could have taken care of their son if she was trying to re GAIN those twentysomething years...cute couple. sad!
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