Would You Pay $1M To See Demi Moore Naked?

I know I wouldn't and most of you who would want to see her naked are going to want to see the Demi Moore from ten years ago, and not the Demi now. This is something a French taxi driver is learning very quickly. Seems Ashton Kutcher left his cell phone behind in a Paris taxi, and on that phone were 35 photos of Mrs. Kutcher nude, and almost nude in a variety of poses. The taxi driver has been trying to sell the photos for $1M. The most he has been offered so far is $32 and a gift certficate for a free Big Mac.

What cracks me up about this is why Ashton would want them on his cell phone. Is he walking around movie sets saying, "hey everyone, check out what Demi was doing last night. Yep, that's vegetable oil. We find it works better than peanut oil."

There were also several photos of Ashton in various states of undress but they were all taken by Ashton himself in a bathroom mirror. In the poses he is flexing and trying to show off some kind of muscles, while in others he simulates his orgasms with a variety of expressions which clearly indicate why he has not been nominated for an Oscar.