Today's Blind Items With A Breakdown

The thing about most blind items is that you hear about them from someone. If you are lucky you witness the item yourself which is the best. The second best thing is to have someone you completely trust tell you about it. Recently I had a problem which I had not encountered since I began doing this blog. Actually, I have encountered it, but because of who told me, I chose to not worry about it because I wasn't going to say anything.

The problem is that sometimes people tell me things that are so incredible it makes you just want to write them, but you can't because there are maybe three people that know and so if it is written the circle of suspects is very small. It's one of the reasons why I haven't been able to tell the best Paris Hilton story on the face of the earth.

Sometimes, I will have someone tell me what they personally did and you really want to publish it, but it would be betraying a friend so you don't. Also since you are getting it from the source you really don't know if anyone else knows the story and so don't want to make the circle of suspects just poor little me.

Last week I had a situation where a person told me what they had done. I'm not a big fan of the person so I was definitely willing to reveal it to all of you as a blind item, but wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one who knew what she was saying. The problem is, you can't just make random calls and say, hey did so and so (B- list film actress) really hit on this married A list actor on an hourly basis while they were filming together? And if so, is it also true that said B list film actress was hiding naked for over 30 minutes in A list actor's trailer while A list actor's wife (also actress) was on the set? Seems as if the A list actor kept turning down our slutty actress but she thought that being there in his trailer naked would make him change his mind. What it would have done is got his butt divorced if our actress wasn't careful. There is just no way you are going to talk your way out of a naked actress sitting in your trailer even if you didn't do anything.

So the best person to call for this is of course AP. This is especially true since we hadn't seen each other in what seems like forever. We did a little dinner Saturday night. I told her what I had heard and she hadn't heard it, but she called some friends of the actress and it seems as if she told them the same story also.

Good. More than one person has heard it so if our actress reads this blind item, she won't be coming to look for just me. Apparently the actress told everyone the waiting in the trailer naked for the married A list actor and was very proud of the story because it was so funny. Never mind the consequences of the what would have happened if...