Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Today's Blind Items - My Strike Settlement Contribution

Although the blind items I write here are overwhelmingly about celebrities, I don't want you to think that I don't have blind items about producers or writers because I do. I just don't usually write them because no one really cares unless it is someone really big. If you think celebrities do some crazy stuff, writers and producers are just as bad, if not worse. So, with that in mind, to encourage a quick settlement and a stop to all the extra calls I get everyday, I will post a blind item about a writer and a producer each day until a settlement is reached. This will only be necessary if there is a strike. I understand most of you won't know who any of the people are, but the writers and producers who read this site will have no problems figuring them out. Hopefully that will spur them on before they see something they did wrong. But since there is no strike yet, let's talk celebrity dirt.

#1 You know what I love? Baby mama drama. Not whether or not someone is pregnant or if they announce it, but whether or not they know who the real dad is and what deal they can make with him, and very quickly. I always think it is funny when it is an ex you thought was long gone. One time is all it takes.

#2 Two crew members were fired from this top ten network drama for theft. Seems they were taking some valuable items from the cast. At least that is what the suits believed when they initially fired the crew. Turns out it is one of the cast members herself. The B list film and television actress confessed after the crew members were fired. She tried to pass it off as a joke, but her fellow actors are doing everything they can to make her life miserable and have been pressing producers to get rid of her quickly, or they might start talking about it in public.


43 comments:

  1. #1 is Katie Holmes, right? ;)

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  2. And if #2 were Katherine Heigl, TR wouldn't be so happy to be out with her, right?

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  3. What about Jennifer Lopez for #1?

    Top 10 network dramas include CSI, Grey's, Desperate Housewives, NCIS, House, Criminal Minds and CSI: Miami. Re: The "random" photos, maybe Katherine Heigl is confessing her sins to T.R.

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  4. Christina Aguilera for number one. The whole "not announcing" part made me think it was her.

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  5. As if..its Jordy's. Nothing about this says Christina.
    I say Pamela Anderson or Katie Homles but we all know thats not Toms kid...

    2- Heigl

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  6. Obviously Nicole Richie. Aguilera was married for a long time before getting pregnant.

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  7. #1 could deff be Tom Cruise/Katie/Suri...she broke up w/ Chris Klein and BAM was dating Tom Cruise right after and got knocked up within the first month or so (as I vaguely remember...)

    #2...I would hope isn't Katherine Heigl, but I could see it as her too.

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  8. 1) Geri Halliwell from Spice girls ( I read somewhere she's not sure whether the dad is Robbie Williams or some soap opera actor she was dating)

    2) I think the hint regarding Heigl may be for the blind item a few weeks ago about the drunk actress ENT had to pick up on a Friday night from the freeway in the middle of the night when her broke down. 2 might be Eva Longoria, though not sure if she's considered A or B list.

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  9. Yeah, I was joking about TomKat for #1 - that's old news, unless the rumors about her being knocked up again are true. I like the Geri Halliwell guess.

    #2 - sounds more like Ellen Pompeo's personality than Heigl's, although I don't think they'd ever consider writing her off the show. Ditto for Teri Hatcher.

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  10. Would Poppy Montgomery count as "B-list" for film?

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  11. Never mind, I'm officially going with Lauren Holly for #2. She always seemed like a bitch to me.

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  12. Angelina Jolie for #1. Wait and see.

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  13. Anonymous2:38 PM

    Nicole Richie for #1 . . .
    This was on the blog "Gliteratti Gossip"

    "Nicole Richie is getting married some time in the near future (date subject to adjustment, but I digress) and her old pal Paris Hilton resents not being the center of attention any more. So she dropped by and asked Nicole if she was really sure about the identity of the baby's father. Nicole has now removed Paris from the list of wedding invitations, but Paris is satisfied because she's got her attention and headlines."

    As for the Katie Holmes guesses, I know it's weird to think of her actually sleeping with Tom, but Suri is obviously his kid. Looks so much like him.

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  14. #1 Please let it be Chris Klein coming back to haunt Katie Holmes. And for those who think Suri looks like Tom - put Suri's picture beside Chris Klein's photo.

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  15. Suri looks nothing like Tom...looks just like Katie. Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean anything, but I really don't think it's his kid.

    I always heard Katherine Heigel was really nice, so I can't see that it would be her.

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  16. #1 Pam Anderson immediately popped into mind. Remember how cozy she was with Tommy Lee at the Video awards...just before she married Solomon?

    #2 - Too many to guess.

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  17. Can someone post a link to the CDAN CON blog? I'd like to read what happened.

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  18. And I immediately thought of Nicole Richie as well.

    For the B list Film/TV actress - if you get an award doesn't that bump you up to A? I don't think it's Heigl.

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  20. #1 can't be Angelina Jolie's daughter Shiloh - she's the spitting image of Brad. Unless, you are referring to her current rumored pregnancy.....

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  21. At first I thought Shiloh looked like Angelina's first husband but I guess she looks like Brad now. lol

    who knows! I'm not good at guessing blind items.

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  22. J LO/ DIDDY??? no annoucement, long gone, baby mama drama....???

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  23. 1. There is a part of me that REALLY wants this to be about J Lo but its hard to miss how much Suri looks like Chris Klein. I'm going with Tom and Katie.

    2.Stealing from a set and lying about it seems like something ellen pompeo would do. She acted like such a bitch on "Punk'd" YEARS ago...
    If this happened on "DH" I think it would have leaked by now.

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  24. Anonymous8:39 PM

    If JLo or Jolie was pregnant from an ex - they wouldn't need to get some deal out of them. They could terminate and the ex would never know. Well not JLo - too far, but any of the women in the "Maybe Pregnant/Bump Watch" category that is attached. The woman is in the pickle in that scenario.

    That's true for just about any woman.

    This sounds a lot more like a man is in a relationship or doesn't want a child and the ex is a knocked up ex girlfriend.

    Not Clooney again???

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  25. whether or not they know who the dad is...makes me think it's about the woman

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  26. Anonymous10:46 PM

    #1 = Cate Blanchett...?

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  27. Speaking of looks-

    If you really want to know who Shiloh looks like... get a picture of Jon Voight(? on spelling)from the early 1970's. Shiloh looks like his twin. Seriously go look... it is startling how much they look alike. I am sure it thrills Angelina to no end that her child is a dead-ringer for the father that she dislikes so much...

    BI #2

    Am I the only one who really wants to know who it is??? If any blind gets revealed I want it to be this one! hahaha!! And the actress must be truly hated if so many of her cast members are insisting that she goes.

    I LOVE the guess of Katherine Heigel.

    Between her and TR Knight... I would love to see them both leave Grey's. I am just tired of how they have monopolized the show since the infamous comment from Isiah.

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  28. Anonymous5:46 AM

    #1. J-Lo because she hasn't announced it yet. I guess we'll find out when the baby's born. If it's black, then it's Diddy's.

    TomKat wouldn't be a BI. Besides, Ent mentioned them in today's entry about Michael Hutchence's death and referred to the whole Suri being Chris Klein's kid as a "conspiracy theory".

    #2. No idea.

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  29. Anonymous5:54 AM

    Wait a moment... I just went back to check out today's random photos and one of Ent's comments made me think that pregnant chick could be Katherine Heigl, and not the stealing one like everyone else posted:
    Katherine Heigl and TR Knight enjoy movie night together. I guess Katherine's fiance wasn't invited, or maybe she had some secrets to spill to TR. Hmmmm.

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  30. http://cdancon.wordpress.com/ is the link to the CDANCON website. It sucks though, and there is only one picture claiming to be from there. Did Timmy show up, or was it Shimmy's evil dog who took over her identity for .5 seconds in a film, who showed up to celebrate with Ms. Swain. C'mon people.... DETAILS!!!! I'm dyyyyyiiiinng to find out.

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  31. Anonymous7:29 AM

    anon LOL. Details? Apparently the "convention" was three people who have yet to share the great and powerful non-photoshop details. I know Shimmy's evildog ate the proof!

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  32. I am thinking that girl from CSI-Sara is her character...All of the sudden, she is leaving after 5 episodes and if you remember, she had the salary issue a while ago....
    Baby stuff-I am going with Nicole Ritchie-maybe the baby is DJ whats his name....

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  33. I think it is a little rude of Ent that Hez organizes a trip to LA on his account and he has nothing to say about it. He could have arranged to cover the check for their lunch or organized something special for them (given his connections, you know) without revealing his identity. Or at least give Hez a forum on his blog to report about it (like he prints that guy's movie reviews). And it appears that there is no video or audio of Dom. Swain during the lunch - why didn't they videotape her saying something about her blogging experience? How did Ent get all the goodies from his advertisers to the winners - did he arrange for Hez to pick them up or the advertisers to send them to her? Or is Hez Ent, like I've always suspected?!

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  34. Mmmmmwahhhh- Ahhhhh - Ahhhh (that was my sad attempt at an evil villian laugh from some 70's cartoon).

    Hez is Enty. Dominique Swain is laughing at the Shimmy impersonator sent to represent her!!!

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  35. I was thinking that if it's JLo, the ex could be Cris Judd. He has, oddly enough, already talked about her pregnancy with People and Us magazines. Maybe Skeletor's swimmers weren't cuttin' it, so they brought in a pinch hitter. (Yeah, yeah, I'm mixin' metaphors and whatnot.)

    The sticky-fingered actress would have to be somebody who could be written off the show without it having much of an effect. And Jorja is already out the door, so I doubt it's her.

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  36. I have read in several places including a Spanish speaking website that JLo had IVF and it's well known she's been trying for years to get preganant. Besides her and Mark are always together so it's not her.

    And Suri does resemble CK a bit, plus she was showing a bit when Tom and her got engaged and they had only been going out for a couple of weeks, so I don't think it's his, thus the haircuts matching, they are trying to make her look like him as much as possible.

    #2-no idea but Nicole Richie sounds good.

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  37. anon, meryl, claudia after looking @ the "photos" posted I have to say Photoshop BIGTIME. Even the tags were changed along w/the date picture was taken and one you can't view details at all. Sad. Amateurish at best. The work of a lonely person. I doubt you'll get CREDIBLE video or audio or all those coventioneers who somehow have also conveniently neglected to get anything on film, phones or audio are coincidentially, silent. Not weird, par for the course for the author who still says on every page footer, every day:

    "certain situations, characters and events portrayed in the Blog are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously."

    Fiction and fantasy. If it's "hez" take a look at the pictures of her & give her a break, she needs it. How incredibly obvious and all the more forlorn for the amount of time it must take for the author come up with new devices and plotlines that never quite make it.

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  38. http://jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com/2007/08/geri-halliwells-baby-drama.html

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  39. William Mapother is the cousin of Tom Cruise and Suris father.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0544611/

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  40. Dominique S. apparently arrived at the lunch without the swag and left after an hour because she had a cold. That's an authentic photo on the site. I'm just not sure how many people showed up. I just think Enty should man-up and give out the swag he promised or make some kind of statement.

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  41. I am going with Nicole Richie as #1! Rumors have been plaguing her since she came forward and confirmed the pregnancy.

    I am not sure about #2.

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  42. Anonymous10:58 AM

    A story today about Anne Heche wanting to settle down and have babies with James Tupper makes me think she is preggo by soon-to-be-ex Coley Laffoon. They'd have to scramble to work out a settlement with him stat.

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