Tim McGraw Kisses His Wife's Ass

I think I could have avoided a few of my divorces if I had followed Tim McGraw's lead on how to suck up to your wife. In some of his first public comments about the infamous ball grabbing controversy, McGraw said that the female fan who grabbed his crotch during a performance with his wife was being "disrespectful." He added, "I just kind of thought it was disrespectful, not only to me and to my wife but to herself."

See, if it had been me, I would have probably enjoyed it and asked the 18 year old backstage to show me how she would do it if the wife weren't watching, but like I said, that's why I have been divorced six times. It could be that Tim just doesn't like young women to grab his crotch, or it could be that he just doesn't like them to do it when his wife is five feet away from him. Of course, I think he really loved it, wished it had been a solo tour instead of touring with his wife and that it happened every night.

Could he say that to the public, his fans or his wife? Sure he could, but his wife would probably then grab his crotch in such a way as to exert the maximum of amount of pain and loss of usage possible. Better to just say it was disrespectful and wait for that 2008 solo tour.