Someone Bought Vincent Gallo's Sperm?
I don't know if you have had the pleasure or not to read Vinny Gallo's website. Also, when I say pleasure, I really mean that in the most sarcastic way possible because it is anything but a pleasure to read his website. I understand that probably several of you are fans of Vinny and his work and that's fine. To each his own.
However much of a fan you are though, would you want to pay $50,000 plus expenses to have sex with him? Would you want to pay $1M to have his sperm inseminated in you? You can, and if you believe this item on PostSecret, someone probably has. I can tell you that the person who did post it is probably white because Vincent Gallo doesn't want to make black people pregnant. Now, you may think all of this is tongue in cheek, and I think to some extent it is, but there is also a great deal of truth to what he is selling.
I first encourage you to read what Vinny is selling. I also encourage you to note that his expenses are more than the cost for his services, and that he needs security to be present while he is having sex with you. He will decide how much security after seeing a photo of you.
Yikes -- I'm thinking he'd be the one forking out for the ride. I suppose he could use the income -- can't remember the last time I saw his work.
ReplyDeletePostsecret is a great website. Glad you are giving it a shout-out, ENT.
ReplyDeleteAfter Brown Bunny, nothing shocks me.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, he may be dirty and sleazy, but there is something sexy about those crazy creepy eyes of his.
ReplyDeleteAre you fricking kidding me?? he's not disturbing enough to look at now we have to add racist sexist prick to the mix?? Puhleeze! Not even if he PAID ME! Douche! LOL too much enty - too much!
ReplyDeletewell everyone needs to pay the rent.
ReplyDeleteThis is so incredibly offensive it can't possibly be true. Halloween is the upcoming event Ent, not April Fool's.
ReplyDeletePostsecret is a blog of anonymously sent postcards & posts.
ReplyDeleteIt's an ongoing project of confessions sent in from the community at large.
It's not a gossip blog.
But it is fun to read.
Please, by all that's Holy, tell us this is some sort of a twisted joke. Even in the land of Hollyweird, this farce just can't be reality.
ReplyDeleteWhat's even scarier is that someone, somewhere, will buy it. That's why the world is goin' ta hell.
ReplyDeleteIck!!!
ReplyDeleteI call dibs on the ice water concession!!
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