Random Photos Part One
This doesn't really have anything to do with gossip, but it is a great photo and the "Crusty Demons" came up with one hell of a promotion to get people to come see their tour.
Speaking of crusty demons. Blake kind of reminds me of Matthew Broderick in Election after the bee sting except paler and closer to death. I also am guessing Blake doesn't drive a Ford Festiva, but you never know. Amy Winehouse is actually looking better each day, and will make a great widow. Maybe she can start a WILF tradition or something.
One day there are the scary photos of the spider veins, but when Angelina Jolie looks like this, there are not many women in the world more naturally beautiful. Doesn't mean I like her, although without getting into the morality of who is better, I would rather have sex with Angelina rather than Jen.
America Ferrera in Marie Claire.
Lindsay Lohan goes for pizza for the 5th time in 8 days. I think she is looking for the magic pizza. But like I told you before, they only deliver the good stuff. You can't get it at their store.
I have to say Jennifer Hudson looks really good here. Heard she is finally getting off her diva stool also because the SATC women put her in her place in about 5 seconds.
Jessica Biel shows off the latest in cafeteria ladies going to church fashion trends.
While Thandie Newton at the same event looks breathtaking. You know the term eyes bugging out of your head. Look at the guy behind her. I think he likes what she is wearing also.
Wow. Heath Ledger dresses like he is the offspring of Tim Burton and Helen Bonham Carter. OK, maybe not that bad. They are the two worst dressed people on the planet. Heath is just a hippie who had to leave the house during the day and didn't want to.
Shar Jackson and Ian Ziering. Great couple I think. They didn't go together though. Ian went with some random girl who was still wearing a Live Strong bracelet and kept calling Ian daddy so I know how that one turns out. Shar went with some random guy, but you have to admit these two look good together.
Not looking good is Ryan Cabrera. I remember when BP (Before Pimpa) he used to look normal. Now he looks like he has been shell shocked and only wants oatmeal.
"Summer lovin had me a blast."
Is Meg Ryan dating anyone because I heard she has a thing for fat guys, and she is looking pretty good.
This is the moment in life when you really regret doing all that shopping BEFORE going through security.
I wore an identical outfit as Biel on NYE 1999. And even i wouldn't wear it now.
ReplyDeleteMy God, what is Blake ON?? That's so scary.
ReplyDeleteDAY-um! A real vampire! Seriously, he looks near death. Probably is.
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ReplyDeleteOkay, the line above Owen's pic just made me break out in a cold sweat.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to stay in my own little fantasy world where it's just a very bad, very scary Halloween prank by Ent and there's no way they'd greenlight something so patently absurd.
Just call me Cleopatra, Queen of Denial.
America Fererra looks gorgeous, dahling.
ReplyDeleteseriously, does Blake have make-up on or is that bruising or what? I am so confused!
ReplyDeleteAlso... why does Ryan Cabrera think he looks good? Although, I couldn't stand that Something About Mary-hair standing straight up phase either. He needs help!
ReplyDeleteAmerica is puuuuurrrrrrrrfect! love the pic.
ReplyDeleteStay sober Lindsay, you look great!
ReplyDeleteamazing how Angelina can pull off the old Republican lady outfit so effortlessly and Biel ... well, you know.
ReplyDeleteOMG, forget the creepy husband, where is Amy's braided belt? Something is seriously wrong with this picture. Let's just hope she's wearing her dirty ballet slippers.
ReplyDeleteThat picture of America is gorgeous.
I'm distracted by the bright pink crocs in matt damon's pic haha.
ReplyDelete"wilf"? It takes balls to even joke about THAT.
"I have to say Jennifer Hudson looks really good here. Heard she is finally getting off her diva stool also because the SATC women put her in her place in about 5 seconds."
ReplyDeleteHAH!!! No one can out-bitch those bitches!
Ok, Ian Ziering has always done it for me. I'm not normally into blonds, but he is just a handsome man. Almost made me watch Dancing w/ the Stars.
ReplyDeleteBlake looks dead, as if anyone did not notice that. Just had to put in my 2 cents.
ReplyDeletehey.... Lohan getting pizza in almost as many days... wasn't there a blind about some pizza place that also deals in drugs on the side? Could this be the explanation for the pizza craze?
Grace, good call, but I don't remember the specifics.
ReplyDeleteAnyone???
Grace, here's the blind item you're talking about. It was dated August 28th:
ReplyDeleteWhen this brand new pizza place starts getting hundreds and hundreds of orders to movie and television sets within six weeks of opening there must be something really special about the pizza. Well actually there is something special. You can get a little pot baked right in to the dough, or for a little extra, when you open the box of pizza, you can find a nice little bag with whatever your heart desires. It has got so bad recently that the pizza place has been banned from some sets and have resorted to putting on the uniforms of the traditional pizza places.
No, really. How could Blake leave the house that close to death??
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was driving himself to the morgue.
ReplyDeletefoxy america! reow!
ReplyDeletei like america, buttt nottt a model. enough pictorials..we know you're a great role model to regular-size woman. LOVE TO SEE HER BRANCH OUT TO EXCITING DIVERSE FILM ROLES.
ReplyDeletemy how heath has lost weight. if he's in chinatown w that money satchel of his, i bet he ain't shopping for bok choi.
ReplyDeletenice ass on Owen
ReplyDeleteThe Owen caption made me laugh out loud.
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