Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Random Photos Part One

It bothers me that knowing what I know about Amy Winehouse that I still find her very sexy in this photo. Not that I would do anything about those thoughts. I think to be safe, you would really need some kind of industrial strength latex if you are going in. Even with that level of protection, you may want to consider a round of shots afterwards.
Not sexy at all are the huge veins Angelina Jolie is sporting. Damn. If you are Brad Pitt how would you like to find those spidery veins wrapped around your head first thing in the morning.
Katherine Heigl and TR Knight enjoy movie night together. I guess Katherine's fiance wasn't invited, or maybe she had some secrets to spill to TR. Hmmmm.
The extra makeup never hurts when you are Teri Hatcher.
Not needing makeup or anything else, Reese Witherspoon is just back from shopping. No doubt she got all kinds of sexy things to wear for Jake. Or, not.
"Seriously Nick. You need to get a job. I'm almost done spending all your money. Either you get some more or I will have to find a guy who has some."
Joan Collins is 74 and still rocking the see through top. Have to love it.


9 comments:

  1. Wtf is Joan Collins wearing under that dress? Looks like two albino melon halves...

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  2. Well all depends which head you're talking about..lol

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  3. Joan Collins = example of good plastic surgery.

    Angelina Jolie just makes me more angry every time I see a picture of her. What a smug bitch she is. I know she told all the tabs that story about how she lost weight from grieving her dead mother...I would have believed that if she had put some weight back on. It's time to feed Angelina a hamburger. Or send her to rehab, if I have interpreted certain blind items correctly.

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  4. My first thought with Joan Collins was "mutton dressed as lamb", but it is more like "dinosaur dressed as lamb".

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  5. Anonymous1:25 PM

    Do you really think she's had plastic surgery? I wonder if it might just be the wonders of Retin A.

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  6. What does ENT mean by Katherine Heigl having some secrets to spill to TR. Is he hinting that she is the actress from the blind item a few weeks ago about the drunk actress he had to give a ride to in the middle of the night?

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  7. since it seems the answers are often found in the Random Photos:

    - doubt Wino could get preg at 65 punds (although it worked for Nicole Richie)

    - Joan Collins - NOT
    - Snatcher - as if...
    - Reese - doubt it.
    - Manilla Folders - boring
    - Angelina - preg rumors abound, per usual
    - Katherine Heigl - WINNER! lots of people guessed she was the answer to the one about the chick calling EL to pick her up off the freeway while she was attempting a covert hookup with someone other than her BF

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  8. Anonymous8:42 PM

    Teri Hatcher looks like Leona Helmsley anymore.

    Shudder.

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  9. Yeah I think KH is spilling secrets about boys. I thought she was probably the blind about the award winning actress who decided they might want to shop around instead of getting married.
    Can't imagine she's the answer to the blind about the thieving actress.

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