I have much more respect for Jodie Foster now that I know she opens milk cartons and drinks from them while at the store. Do you think she samples the candy in the bulk section also?

Men with beards (not those kinds of beards; never mind, shouldn't have even brought it up. Just forget I wrote anything.) seems to be the thing today. Hugh Jackman is first up for your review.

No beard for Denzel Washington and no love for his co-star Russell Crowe who is sporting a beard.

Not a beard, but also not the best Amanda Bynes has ever looked. Little bump there?

"So there I was, jerking this guy off."

"Come on. It was just a joke. She was laughing. How come you aren't?"

Obviously the store didn't have off the rack pants for someone 5'4"

It's just so damn interesting to me that whenever Suri and Tom Cruise are photographed together their part and haircut are always exactly the same.

Sandra Bullock doing soccer mom duty for Jesse James' kids.

Our third man in beard is Jake Gyllenhaal. I must admit it looks better now that he's had it trimmed. I love how he and Reese pretend to be the broken up couple and not even look at each other.

I guess she could be shoplifting.