Has anyone figured out why Jessica Simpson is looking for an apartment in New York City? Just because she got laid there doesn't mean she needs to move there. Jessica says she is moving to New York because it is close to her record label. That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. My guess is that she needed to get herself in the news, and an easy way to do it is to say you are thinking of moving to a city. The only other choice she had was to call one of the guys her dad prescreened for sexual goodness and he could be the new romance of her life.
Of course one could imagine that perhaps Pimpa is coming up with the dough to finance a Broadway musical for Jessica to star in with himself as casting director and buying himself the biggest casting couch. Are they bringing Dukes of Hazard to Broadway?
When is her next album coming out? What the hell has she been doing to supplement her career? And please don't tell me those hair extensions are raking in the big bucks. Because if they are, I think some of us should go into business together...
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Sorry - for those of you who don't know, Jessica sells hair extensions with her hairdresser, Ken Paves...
ReplyDeleteThere's something so desperate about Jessica. Is really sad actually. Her music, her movies, her personal life, her plastic surgery it all reeks of desperation. Forget Britney, Jessica should be put on suicide watch
ReplyDeleteI am by no means a Jessica Fan, but I think she deserves some credit for being a "closet trainwreck." At least she's not passing out in the front seat of her lesbian lovers car a la LiLo or drunk 24/7 (at least that WE know about)
ReplyDeleteI agree that her career is in trouble, but once she and ashlee finally cut ties with Pimpa, they might find themselves more back on track...MAYBE hahah
Ok gammagirl,
ReplyDeleteyou're right she is a "closet trainwreck" but those ones always end much worse than the public spectacles like Britney and Lilo. Jessica is all shiny and smiles in public, immediately followed by tears, anguish and nightly visits from daddy in private. Jessica's story is going to be a cheesy movie in the week, poor thing won’t even get A-list treatment after she’s gone.
maybe she's trying to put some distance between herself and her sister!!!!
ReplyDeleteare they ones that hate each other or have we settled on the Duffsters?
Jessica is looking much better these days. I think she finally figuring out how to tone down the tranny and the nose job really softened her face
I read that her Blonde Ambition is a total boom. I am surprise she isn't out getting publicity like she used to.
ReplyDeleteJessica is besieged with bad decisions, both business and personal.
ReplyDeleteShe is a very lonely unhappy woman who keeps jumping in head first into "relationships" instead of just dating.
I believe that EL touched on her approach to dating a while ago, and I agree 100%.
She is getting by on her shoe line I guess and that QVC stuff too!!!
That lump of calve muscle is just so unattractive....really does make her look like a "linebacker" as someone else likened her too.
ReplyDeleteShe might have some kind of career if she could actually DO something, like sing or act, which she can't, so there ya have it.
ReplyDeleteBuh bye Jess! Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!