Melanie Griffith Is An Idiot
Melanie Griffith has come out and said that the reason she started drinking alcohol and taking drugs as a teenager was her genes. They made her.
So one day, when she was about 12 or 13, her genes reached up inside her and said, "pssst. Melanie before you get old enough to go have sex with your boyfriend and his daughter, why don't you drink that alcohol that's sitting over there on the counter. That's right. Drink it all up. See that line of white powder sitting on the counter. It's not flour. Snort it right up your nose."
It's amazing how prescient those genes are when it comes to knowing exactly what you want and who the hell you will have sex with in your future. I do actually believe genes do play a factor on whether or not you are susceptible to being addicted or more likely to be addicted, but genes don't actually decide whether or not you start doing the drugs or taking the drink beforehand.
If it is all about the genes, then her daughter Dakota must be sitting around her bedroom right now with a syringe and a 40.
So one day, when she was about 12 or 13, her genes reached up inside her and said, "pssst. Melanie before you get old enough to go have sex with your boyfriend and his daughter, why don't you drink that alcohol that's sitting over there on the counter. That's right. Drink it all up. See that line of white powder sitting on the counter. It's not flour. Snort it right up your nose."
It's amazing how prescient those genes are when it comes to knowing exactly what you want and who the hell you will have sex with in your future. I do actually believe genes do play a factor on whether or not you are susceptible to being addicted or more likely to be addicted, but genes don't actually decide whether or not you start doing the drugs or taking the drink beforehand.
If it is all about the genes, then her daughter Dakota must be sitting around her bedroom right now with a syringe and a 40.
