Like I Needed Another Reason To Like Reese Witherspoon

I have noticed lately that I have become something I never though I would and that is a Reese Witherspoon fan. Not a fan of her acting really, although I think she is a really great actress. I am becoming a fan of her, and finding out she likes to take a little nip or two during the day and perhaps suggestible to a nooner is kind of endearing also.

In an interview with Elle magazine, Reese said, "I think it's great to drink in the middle of the day, but I have to be sensible because I normally have to pick the kids up from school.
But I'm fun. I can be really funny."

I bet she is a fun little drunk. She probably saves that moodiness that always put me off for the days when she can't drink. The problem for me when I drink in the afternoon is that I end up taking a nap and then sleeping until about 10pm and then you are not tired after your long nap, and so you are forced to get drunk again so you can go back to sleep. But sometimes on that second time around you don't get sleepy drunk, you get drunk dialing drunk and I have a lot of interesting phone numbers to dial and if you think I can be snarky here, well just get me drunk and on the phone with someone.

Another fun thing Reese mentioned is that when people come over to her house and touch her Academy Award, they have to make an acceptance speech. If she just lets me in the door, I would make an acceptance speech.

One last thing and you know I think it is hot. Notice the tip in her hand for the valet guy. That is a $20, and exactly what an A lister should be tipping. $2 or $3 for the rest of us, up to $20. I don't care how rich you are, $20 should be the top tip for valet.