Monday, October 29, 2007

Justin Timberlake Is A Jackass


Australia has been missing out on the Justin Jackass world tour, but not any longer. While recently in Brisbane, Justin showed Australia that he can be a jackass in any country and is just limited to rude behavior in the US.

When Justin Timberlake arrived to eat at a restaurant in Brisbane, several customers who had been standing in line waiting for a table, and other passers by asked Justin for his autograph. He said at the time that he was really hungry and that he would sign for everyone when he came back out. Well, while he was eating the crowd swelled to all of about 25 people. Obviously the people in Australia have the good sense to know that he is not worth waiting for. However, when he emerged from dinner 90 minutes after entering, he blew off the crowd by telling them he doesn't sign autographs. Apparently he doesn't do photographs either. A photographer confronted the Jackass and said, "If my kid could see me now, he'd be so excited." Jackass responded by saying, "I can't believe they let you reproduce children."

But wait, there's more. How can there be more you are asking? Isn't that more than enough jackass behavior for one night? Well, yes it is, but Justin is that very special breed of jackass who can just keep giving it out. For some reason, the management at the restaurant comped the meal of Jackass, which was worth about $140 Australian Dollars, which is probably worth about $8000 USD with our exchange rate being in the crapper. Anyway, Justin decides if the meal is free, then 15% of free is nothing and decides to not leave a tip despite being asked by one of the people he was with if they shouldn't leave a tip. Allegedly Justin said, "if the meal is free, I don't leave a tip, or else people start to get the wrong idea."

He then went home, called Jessica Biel, uttered some unflattering remarks about her, and then had his mom tuck him into bed.

I know many of you will point out that he did give $100,000 to Australia Zoo, but that was business and was probably not his idea. Being a Jackass though to fans, people, and waiters is all about him.


19 comments:

  1. Not only is he a rude, obnoxious S.O.B., but he is entirely unattractive. I have never understood what anyone sees in him. Ugly AND a jerk? I wouldn't spend a penny on him. I wish he'd just go away.

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  2. Wow.... if that's true, that makes him soooooooooo much hotter!! Well, if you like JT abuse, which I do. Anyway in his defense, in Australia they don't have the same tipping customs we do. In fact (if I'm not mistaken) most of the time there is no tipping. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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  3. No tipping? Well, well, well. That is the fastest way to the top of my sh*tlist. He sounds like the male version of Mariah Carey..

    PS Fruit, you are corrected. Tipping is always appropriate, everywhere in the world. Even if is included in the bill. Especially if you are a celebrity. Why? Because it is harder to wait on them for number of reasons. Seriously, when you have that kind of scratch, give me a reason that you shouldn't leave one.

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  4. Seriously, JT is the fugliest celeb I can think of.

    He's got the unibrow thang and a head full of fuzz...when he gets a buzz cut he looks like a pre-pubescent girl with really bad acne.

    Seriously can we just call him D-list and be done with him?

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  5. Anonymous10:45 AM

    the only time you don't leave a tip is if the service is bad. then you "accidentally" drop stuff on the floor, or if a binge and purger is apart of your dinner party you encourage them to get "sick" in the center of the restaurant. that learn the bastards something about service.

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  6. I love JT. Poparazzi are one thing, but ignoring fans is shady.
    I don't care if the food was free, he should have tipped...its just a classy thing to do.

    At least he didn't hit a photog with an umbrella like Jessica did last week.

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  7. Whata rude lil prick..he needs to remember how he got there and it wasnt from bad attitudes and shitty tipping.

    YOU WERE A BOYBANDER LOSER!

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  8. Anonymous11:29 AM

    I have never seen anything attractive about this guy. Think he is a jerk, ass and flat as a board. Nothing appealing about him. Being rude and a non-tipper makes him more unattractive.

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  9. I don't get this guy - one week he's setting up photo ops so we can see him and his hermy shlfass girlfriend and the next week he's pissing off everyone around him for no good reason.

    According to Lainey He was this way during the canadien leg of the tour too... Who does he think it is that buys the cd's and tickets??

    Unless he thinks he'll get more press by acting like an ass...

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  10. considering he grew up with Shitney and the Disney machine, it's not that surprising.

    He's probably as dumb as dirt and we all know that is not a good thing when mixed wih massive ego.

    sounds like he could use some good ol' fashioned boycotting.

    maybe if WE would wise up and stop throwing our money at these fools, they might learn a little manners.

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  11. What a complete a-hole!

    These celebrities that don't tip make me sick anyway!

    I have never found him attractive either. His attitude makes him even uglier. He's a shitty little punk.

    These people have too many people kissing their asses to have any manners or sense about them.

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  12. he sounds like a dumbass, but the tipping part is forgiveable - we don't tip in australia, we let them keep the change but that's it.
    i guess that's his method too.

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  13. there are two types of people in this world; those that tip properly, and those that are assholes for not tipping.

    I hope the wait staff had the good sense to fuck with his food.

    what a cunt.

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  14. Anonymous1:56 PM

    Perhaps he will start tipping when his balls finally descend.

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  16. I'm from Australia and while tipping is not as big a deal here as it is in the US as waiters get paid more than most of us, you still do it if the meal is decent (or free), even if it's only $5 or something, out of courtesy.

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  17. Anonymous4:48 PM

    But the burning question is...does he tip the valet???

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  18. i'm originally from the UK where tipping is as much of a big deal as in the US so was VERY surprised when i moved to Brisbane a few years ago to discover that people just dont tip here. you tip if the food and/or the service is exceptional (um, it rarely is i'm afraid). The restaurant in question this piece of shit went to was Jade Buddha it's very trendy and popular but frankly i dont rate it. its right on the river so views are amazing though.

    JT is such a prick. i've never understood the appeal. honestly, what is it? i've got friends who actually cried when they saw him in concert last year. These are grown women in their 20s crying hysterically over some dude who is not very good looking and an absolute arsewhole to boot. Go figure!

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  19. No matter where one is, if something is comped, the tip is larger than usual. People who do this will be welcomed anywhere. And you're right; he is a rude pr*ck.

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