Jessica Alba Has Convenient Morality
Jessica Alba has insisted she will never go nude in a movie because of her strict religious beliefs. "I will never do a nude scene in a movie - not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can't go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed. "I come from a Catholic family and it wasn't seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off."
Those religious beliefs must have taken a holiday when she decided to break with Catholicism and go ahead and live with her man whore. Either that or maybe her family didn't want her taking off her clothes but encouraged her to go ahead and sleep with guys and live with them because you need some kind of sin in your life. Of course all this piety won't mean crap in five years when she can't get a role and is forced to seriously consider whether being the center square is such a bad thing. Cash would have left her for someone younger and wealthier and she would be forced to fend off the advances of fat bloggers and James Woods. At that point, I don't think she will remember this little interview she gave, and instead will be contemplating whether they will give her extra for going full frontal. Never say never.
