Did John Mayer Put One Foot Out Of The Closet?
I read so much crap everyday that it starts to just blur in my mind. Drugs here, divorce here, crap from publicists over in the corner, and then there are bits and pieces of interviews that are the real gold. It's tough to find them though because you have to read through all the innocuous self-serving hyperbole in order to maybe find some nugget which is interesting. More often than not, there is no nugget and you have wasted another three minutes of your life.
Reading a recent interview with John Mayer is not really my idea of fun, but, I thought maybe he would talk smack about Pimpa so I read it. Well look what I found. I don't want any misunderstandings here, so I am going to just pull the section directly from a British interview I believe.
American rocker John Mayer is scared to show fans the real him - because he's worried they'll abandon him in droves. The 29-year-old singer has a wholesome reputation, but longs to let everyone see the hidden side of his personality. He says, "On the one hand, I want to mess up. To slip, you know? "But then the other part of me runs John Mayer Incorporated, the business, and I'm incredibly controlled about how people see me."
Now what on earth could cause John Mayer's mostly female fans to leave him in droves if they found out his secret. I guess it could be that he enjoyed when Pimpa watched him get it on with Jessica or that he likes hot wax dumped on his body while he wears lingerie around his apartment, but the way he describes the part about slipping up or the way people see him leads me to believe that maybe Mr. Mayer is testing the waters to see how people would take to him if he took more than just one step out of the closet.
Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I can't figure out why his fans would abandon him in droves if they found out his secret. It's not like he's going to say, "I've got permanent bad breath. I hope my fans can support me."
Maybe it's because he's not so secretly a mysogonistic douche. His stand up comedy is a prime example of this. He's got serious issues with women.
ReplyDeleteI always thought his not so secret secret was his kink of peeing on his sex partners.
ReplyDeletePeeing and Pooping baby. Just come out and talk about it, it's okay.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's because he's the inventor and greatest practictioner of limp dick music.
ReplyDeleteI think John Mayer IS Gay. There are too many rumors and this interview convinced me that they're probably true.
ReplyDeleteI like early John Mayer, before he became so precocious. I think that if/when he "comes out" he may lose conservative fans, which is why he's still in the closet.
I thought John was a mayjah coke head with strange sexual proclivities and a boorish & mysogonistic attitude ?!
ReplyDeleteI agree with the first poster on this..he writes all this mushy love stuff to bait the woman but then he treats them all like shit.
ReplyDeleteHe's a frat boy in Limp Dick's clothing.
"He's a frat boy in Limp Dick's clothing."
ReplyDeleteHA! Well said! It beat my golden shower jokes, anyway.
I hear he is in scat play and peeing.
ReplyDeleteCan someone elaborate more on the incident with John and Jessica a while ago when they were in Rome?
I read somewhere that the hotel management had to change the mattress and stuff. Does anyone have the full story?
The second half of this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLJ7-ojmAfs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nppxb2DAhPg
I agree with the first commentor. I don't think he's gay. I think he hates women. You know, fans would be shocked because he writes songs about wonderlands and such but really he's a gigantic asshole to women. Just like my ex-love John Cusack. He is portrayed as a sweet guy but what he really is is a misogynist. It would kill their woman-based careers if it was found out.
ReplyDeleteEx-love John Cusack? DO TELL!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell I thought I read somewhere that their were rumors of John being gay.
ReplyDeleteSigh. I too once loved The Cuse. Shame about all the ones like him we've had to leave by the side of the road...
ReplyDeleteI don't think JM is gay, but I'm down with the the pee-on-ya, poo-on-ya, ladyhater guess. Yechhhh.
I don't care about JM but I want to know the gossip about John Cusack. What's the dirt? Fill me in, please!
ReplyDeleteOk we all know Jessica Simpson is desperate for any kind of man love but I really think gettign shat on might cross the line for Lil Miss Baptist.
ReplyDeletejust me?
I don't know the dirt on the scummy relationships Cusak has had (pretty bad rumors out there about him), but I did read something pretty loathsome about him in Black Book magazine; he was describing one of his favorite activities - "celebrity looting":
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusak explained how a store asked him to come over and patronize it; get some free stuff. He and his friends went straight to a rack of $8,000 leather coats and took several. The managers "...got all nervous and twitchy. They freak. But you look at them real hard and walk out. That is celebrity looting."
What a pig.
So sorry for misleading everyone. I meant ex-love as in ex-crush. You know, someone I used to swoon over. That's all. Sorry if I got you all excited over nothing.
ReplyDeleteAh, I thought that's what you meant. It's okay. Gabriel Aubrey is my true love in that sense as well.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the clarification!
ReplyDeleteIf there's one thing I've really, truly learned from this site it's that Hollywood is just a mirage. It's all smoke and mirrors.
I know I should have learned that a long time ago but I guess I was hopeful they weren't all full of ****.