Being Friends Doesn't Preclude You From Having Sex
I would like to think that most people who have sex are friends. Lindsay Lohan has recently said that she and Tony Allen are just friends and denied having a relationship with him. I think she is 100% correct. I don't think they ever had a relationship or wanted a relationship. I think they had sex. I think they had hot freckled, old man sex in a bathroom at rehab, and it destroyed his marriage when he bragged about it.
Who the hell said anything about a relationship? If Lindsay had a relationship everytime she had sex, well, she would never have sex. That's actually not true. There was Harry Morton, and Wilmer "Scott Baio" Valderrama and she's seeing some new guy whose name is Riley Giles and looks like a mashup of the two Corey's.
This Riley guy is probably perfect for her. He's younger than the guys she's been screwing in rehab, he has an addiction problem, he's rich, and apparently he has no job. If you ask Riley what his future plans are for a job, I doubt he is going to give a Lloyd Dobler response but I'm sure he will still have plenty of time and money to spend on Lindsay and I'm sure she will let him. She learned that from mom.
Of course Lindsay's time with Riley will have to make way for the photo ops with Dad and the new step mom to be who looks like the daughter. Nothing creepy about that right? Plus, with Lindsay out of rehab and ready to play, mom will probably be flying in soon to start partying and collecting all the swag she's been missing out on with Lindsay holed up in that wilderness hotel as she likes to call it.
