Becks Brainwashed

While speaking to Arena Magazine, David Beckham took the opportunity to say a few words about Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Scientology. David said Tom and Katie had never "shoved Scientology down the throats" of The Beckhams and he was thankful for that.

He went on to say that Tom and Katie were "amazing people" and "just so positive about life." "We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in," he told Arena."But they have never turned around to us and said, 'You have to be a part of this', because that's not what they're about. It's never been about that. "There's been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don't do things like that."

OK, first of all the man has been brainwashed. I am almost certain that when Katie was first asked to describe Tom she said he was an amazing person and just so positive about life. I don't know if that is some kind of hidden phrase that summons Xenu and turns Tom into an alien, but it does freak me out that he chose the same damn words.

Second, when the hell did Katie become a Scientologist. Why did I think she was still a Catholic? Is she in on this thing now? Is she one of them? Will she make the complete transformation into a Laura Bush look-a-like or can she escape? I really am freaked out by Beckham's choice of words. I think what happened is that at that welcome to LA party, Jada Pinkett Smith took charge and just kept repeating those same lines over and over, and all the other minders there would do the same thing. Next thing you know, Becks has been brainwashed.