Who Thinks Charlie Sheen And Denise Richards Had Some Ex Sex?

Charlie Sheen released a statement to Extra earlier today about the allegations Denise Richards has directed towards him. Charlie did admit that two years ago, the FBI took all his computers looking for child porn, but gave them back to Charlie after two weeks and he has not heard back from them since.

That's all well and good, but what drew my attention was this little nugget of goodness Charlie there in at the end of almost a page long statement.

"Brooke and I remain committed to the task at hand. These unlawful and diabolical accusations will not distract us from the focus of our resolve. Shortly before unleashing her attack Mr. Richards asked for another baby via a sperm donation, after her divisive attempts at a reconciliation behind Brooke's back failed. She was flat out rejected."

Two things.

(1) Charlie's people are the ones who wrote Mr. Richards instead of Ms. Richards. Maybe this is why Richie Sambora needs treatment.

(2) We already knew about the sperm donation, but I don't recall seeing anything anywhere that Denise tried to get back together with Charlie before she asked him for his sperm. Notice how Charlie says this went on behind Brooke's back and that Denise was flat out rejected.

Doesn't it sound like maybe Denise and Charlie met to discuss some topics and one thing led to another and bing bang boom, they looked at some porn and did the dirty deed. Richie Sambora found out and broke up with Denise. Denise was calling every five minutes giving Charlie updates on whether she was pregnant or not. Brooke couldn't understand why Denise was calling every five minutes instead of her usual once every ten minute plan. Charlie either had a major guilt attack or went on the offensive and told Brooke that Denise was being her usual crazy self and had tried to seduce innocent Charlie, or maybe Charlie said it was a moment of weakness and Brooke forgave him, but Denise was still doing the stalking thing.

Either way, whatever these divisive attempts at reconciliation were, they are probably spectacular and I wonder if the e-mails Brooke has are related to this situation at all. To me this is the best scandal going on out there right now. I'm just waiting for Charlie to piss Brooke off enough or sleep with some other woman and then Brooke will just let it all out. That will be the best day ever.