Vanessa Paradis In French Elle
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How many people spent how many hours Photoshopping this? Vanessa is looking extremely ragged these days. Compared with the way she looked in her Chanel perfume ads she doesn't look too good here, but a vast improvement over her natural appearance.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Julianne Moore and Michelle Pfeiffer's love child. And I know I'm gonna get it for this, but thank god she closed her i-need-braces-so-badly mouth. Lauren Hutton and Madonna never had gaps that big
ReplyDeleteLucky bitch.
ReplyDeleteLove. Her. And her scruffy man, too.
ReplyDeleteDnfrommn: A friend of mine whose front gap is smaller than Vanessa's likes to joke that he can floss with a bicycle chain. Vanessa wins the gap contest by miles; even David Letterman can't hold a candle to her.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I wish my drug store sold "photoshop" in a can ..
ReplyDeleteShe's fine til she opens her mouth
ReplyDeleteI felt bad because my first thought looking at those pictures was thank God she has her mouth closed and she's not showing her horrible teeth. I feel better now after reading the other comments. LOL. GM.
ReplyDeleteI think we should cut her some slack - it's 15 years and two kids since the Chanel perfume ads.
ReplyDeletePoor woman hasn't opened her mouth in public lately. She must have read some of the American comments! Whatever else you have to admit she's good for Johnny. I checked out some of the pics of him with Kate Moss after ENT's comment, and he was a wreck then.
Johnny must be really in love. Can I also say that that bitch doesn't look like she had any kids? She's so skinnnnnnnnnny. Skinny biotch! :)
ReplyDeleteOkay maybe I just need more caffine (it's late here) but does that bottom picture bear a striking resemblance of Christina Ricci when she was healthy and about 10+ years younger? Maybe around the time she stared in Sleepy Hollow with Johhny?
ReplyDeleteNo matter how photo-shopped she is, she's better than Wino and Cocaine Moss. I'm with Ms_Wonderland on this one, she's obviously good for Capn. Jack.
Beautiful.
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