Random Photos Part One

Wow, two photos in a row and Victoria Beckham looks good. Maybe she is finally starting to come around to the idea of looking like a human, or she was reprogrammed to make her appear more human. Meanwhile, I will take the suit Becks is wearing. I would look like a waiter at a bad Holiday Inn restaurant but would still take the chance.
The only reason that Jeremy Piven went to the International Day of Peace celebrations in LA was he heard there were going to be chicks doing yoga.

Jessica Alba takes Cash Warren back one more time and to show him that it is okay he cheated on her, she decides to buy him some new clothes and give him all the cash in her wallet to go visit a strip club later.
No matter where your careers take you, and no matter how many years removed you are from this evil monstrosity they call a television show, you will always be branded with sewage that is Chuck.
"I think she'll like you in this one. When you get home, you can tell me all about it."
Note to self: To avoid hysterical crying, do not take drugs two days before a drug test.

Note to self: Never marry Tom Cruise or any man who looks like he could be Crispin Glover's twin.

Sean Young is in Entertainment Weekly this week. Raise your hand if you thought she was dead or in a mental institution. Yeah. Me too.
Ms No Pants herself, Samaire Armstrong.
I'm not saying Marc Anthony from any angle is a whole bunch of fun, but a profile view like this has got to be the worst. Good God this man is ugly. What kind of evil blackmail does he have going on? Is he the devil?
Katherine Heigl tips the valet. But, it looks like two bills so it is probably not more than $2. The only upside is that I think she tipped the people who carried her bags to the car also.