Random Photos Part One
Wow, two photos in a row and Victoria Beckham looks good. Maybe she is finally starting to come around to the idea of looking like a human, or she was reprogrammed to make her appear more human. Meanwhile, I will take the suit Becks is wearing. I would look like a waiter at a bad Holiday Inn restaurant but would still take the chance.
The only reason that Jeremy Piven went to the International Day of Peace celebrations in LA was he heard there were going to be chicks doing yoga.
Jessica Alba takes Cash Warren back one more time and to show him that it is okay he cheated on her, she decides to buy him some new clothes and give him all the cash in her wallet to go visit a strip club later.
No matter where your careers take you, and no matter how many years removed you are from this evil monstrosity they call a television show, you will always be branded with sewage that is Chuck.
"I think she'll like you in this one. When you get home, you can tell me all about it."
Note to self: To avoid hysterical crying, do not take drugs two days before a drug test.
Note to self: Never marry Tom Cruise or any man who looks like he could be Crispin Glover's twin.
Sean Young is in Entertainment Weekly this week. Raise your hand if you thought she was dead or in a mental institution. Yeah. Me too.
Ms No Pants herself, Samaire Armstrong.
I'm not saying Marc Anthony from any angle is a whole bunch of fun, but a profile view like this has got to be the worst. Good God this man is ugly. What kind of evil blackmail does he have going on? Is he the devil?
Katherine Heigl tips the valet. But, it looks like two bills so it is probably not more than $2. The only upside is that I think she tipped the people who carried her bags to the car also.
wow. a lot less comments today. hmmmm....where is everybody?
ReplyDeleteVictoria Beckam reminds me of Pamela Anderson. They started off as cute girls but they went overboard on the tan, makeup, silicon boobs, and dieting and now they look really worn and used.
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes looks alot older than her years. I don't know who is dressing her but they need to think younger. She'll look middle age soon enough so she should enjoy her youth now.
Marc Anthony knows he's lacking in the looks department but he is laughing all the way to the bank.
At this point, I think Crispin Glover would be more interesting!
ReplyDelete*raises hand
ReplyDeleteWow, the ENT Snark-O-Meter is off the chart today!
ReplyDeleteEnt, please check your email.
ReplyDeleteWhere is everybody?! Don't tell me the Arby's Roast Beef Sale either!
So why is Britney crying?
ReplyDeleteAlso - no pants!
I'm happy to finally know who no pants is (I was starting to think Mary Kate Olsen)I think D.S. would be much better in that show.
ReplyDeleteSo glad to know who no pants is. Thanks
ReplyDeleteawww man, I always liked Samarie Armstrong...but i agree, DS would have been better for the role
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes looks alot older than her years. I don't know who is dressing her but they need to think younger.
ReplyDeleteAlana - they are tyring to make her look older on purpose so the general public doesn't get creeped out by a 45 year old man "marrying" a 28 year old woman. Remember when they first started dating he kept calling her Kate as Katie sounds so young? That didn't work either.
I'm glad to know who Miss No Pants is except she isn't familiar to me.
ReplyDeleteSo Dirty Sexy Money is the show that DS/ZX was auditioning for? I do think she'd be better than Miss No Pants, who I have found to be rather annoying in pretty much everything I've ever seen her in. DS/ZX is not just a better actress but better looking than MNP.
ReplyDeleteYAY! I kept wondering who no pants was, LOL.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong to tip the valet two dollars? I thought that was standard.
ReplyDeleteYay, kind of like a BI reveal without even announcing it! Truth is, I always liked Samaire Armstrong and still can't believe it was her. :-(
ReplyDeleteGreat new layout btw. So much easier to navigate like this.
What was the "no pants" blind item?
ReplyDeleteJesus ENT is like over the top nasty when talkin about marc anthony...has he ever heard ne of marcs songs or seen him perform cuz that guy can blow he's hella talented...and by the way he may not be worth as much as jlo but he's worth a wholleeeee lottta money so I doubt he wants hers
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