Random Photos Part One
John Mayer gets the top spot today because he actually looks cool, and good. Amazing what happens when you shed a 110 pound crying barbie doll.
Let's go post this on the refrigerator at Ben's house right next to the pics Violet probably draws. I know it's a movie, but Jen Lopez to Jen Garner to Jen Aniston. hmmmm
I think we should get used to this for the next 15 years or so as both Hilary Duff and Hayden Panettiere seem to have some staying power.
Chandra Wilson gets kudos for helping out with one of my favorite charities, Habitat For Humanity.
Emilie de Ravin looks lovely as usual, but she also looks like she ages twice as fast as the rest of us.
Rachel Bilson looks great and just needs to dump that beard.
I know everyone is kind of mixed on Kate Beckinsale, but I like her. Just wish she would switch to a different style dress. I just see it on her over and over and over. Now, it would be different if she was taking it off in front of me over and over and over, but since she's not, she needs to find something new and exciting or I will turn my fantasies elsewhere.
But not to Jamie Lynn Spears. You worry don't you? Worry more than with Ali Lohan or the same? I just see Jamie Lynn getting knocked up, but being normal in a hillbilly kind of way, and Ali Lohan just being something you see in a True Hollywood Story.
Well if they are going to deny Jennifer Lopez is pregnant, then she will just be fatty McButter pants from now on.
Hilary was very busy last night, but managed to change clothes and not bring her sister. Two big plusses. Where is her sister anyway?
Stephen finds some old loving in Lauren Conrad. Appropriate they get back together at a tequila opening.
Tequila to pregnancy, but hey, they are random photos. Elisabeth Hasselback from the new Pregnancy Magazine.
The hostess of the Hornitos Tequila party was none other than Ashlee Simpson. Pimpa wanted to come because he thought Hornitos meant horny women so wanted to come, and free booze so it was even better. Ashlee told him to stay home, and she would bring him home some tequila and he could just stare at pics of Jessica on the internet all night.
Wow. Sarah Michelle Gellar actually looks pretty and sweet. Usually it is one or the other. Actually, never sweet.
so it's confirmed: haylie and hillary duff are the estranged sisters, brody jenner is the reason.
ReplyDeleteand MY ashlee, what pinned pupils you have. using that tequila to wash down some opiates, i see.
Kate's dress is fierce, Ent. (Sorry ANTM is back on so I have to say it.)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm feelin Hilary's look.
Wow - John Mayer needs to keep that stylist 4Ever! Who is Bilson dating? And she's gay too? Holy cow...
ReplyDeleteOh oh - no wait, sorry, he's talking about Hayden C. That's poorly worded, Enty.
ReplyDeleteAffeck's "hair replacement system" is looking a little obvious..it needs a little tweaking.
ReplyDeleteI knew it was the Duff sisters! So SMG really is a bitch? This makes me look at Buffy in a whole new way...
ReplyDeleteNot gonna lie, I hope Jen Garner and Affleck work out, they "seem" like a cute couple.
Everytime I see Jennifer Lopez dressed in one of these seventies hates and getup she reminds me of Liz Taylor. Fire the stylist!
ReplyDeleteSo it is the Duff sisters. Good. Now we won't have to see them together all the time.
ReplyDeleteOK, Jamie Lynn looks like she got teeth implants or something....
ReplyDeleteLove Kate Beckinsale...
Fatty McButter pants?? LMAO
Hey, Pinkster! Heard anything about you-know-what in October?
Cyn
I like Fatty McButterPants for a name. Although it should be Mayonnaise McDarkMustard (see the hotel demands on Dlisted). (Seriously, condiments and no bread or meat or anything... weird)
ReplyDeleteI thought that too, Dnfromm. Guess JLO likes spicy mustard and mayonaise on her skeletor hot dog. Eeeewww!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....Ben and Jen sharing a kiss. I bet they share SYRINGES when the cameras aren't around.
ReplyDeleteFirst and Foremost - ElizaBitch???? eeewwww! Don't EVER do that again, ENTY!!!
ReplyDelete2nd, John Meyer needs to ditch the orange face makeup. That is just wrong!
Neither Jamie Lyn nor Ali Sims will ever acheive the heights of fame that their sisters have so they won't fall quite as far and fast.
I must have Hillary's boots in the pic with HP. (I wonder if Haylie realizes she is a big NOBODY without sis)
Ashley Simpson looks like the poster child for DARE
Emile looks like Kirsten Dunst.
Maybe Kate Beckinsale's assistant talked her into this dress to sabotage her.
ooooops, duh! I meant Ali Lohan, obvs.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies to Ali Sims.
Neither Jamie Lyn nor Ali Lohan will ever acheive the heights of fame that their sisters have so they won't fall quite as far and fast.
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Yeah, one from each family is enough!
Kate going square dancing?
ReplyDeleteI lol'ed irl @ fatty mcbutterpants
ReplyDeleteSo we're guessing JLo is pregnant and just doesn't want us to know it? If she keeps denying it even when she's obviously showing will she think us commonfolk are just too dumb to notice? It might keep Paris from making an announcement.
ReplyDeleteBen Afleck and Jen Anistion = yech!! Plus, I think Ben and Jen Garner are cute, nice family. If Ben left Jen I think he'd start to fall off into obsurity. We just wouldn't love him as much.
honestly i would NEVER have guessed that to be John Mayer; he looks quite hot in the pic he's normally so damn fugly, but my he looks pretty yummy in this pic!
ReplyDeletealso, have never been a huge fan of la Beckinsale, she was first on tv in the UK (am a londoner up untill a few yrs ago) and never thought much of her then but think even less of her now :)
also am i the only one who thought that at first glance Emile de Ravin looked like Kiki Dunst.... just saying....