Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Random Photos Part One

Claire Danes attempts to prove that a drawing has more personality than she does.
She's looked worse. In fact I will say she looks hot here. Love those eyes. She looks great.
Al Reynolds explains what he and the other guy did the night before.
Christina Ricci looks like a cross between Carol Channing and Cathy Rigby.
I was going to make some wise ass comment about Kelly Brook and her friend, but I think it might actually be a relative.

It's a good thing Ellen Pompeo brought her purse since we know she's paying.
1. Thinking of Mario.
2. Life size replica of Tony.
Honestly I don't know what the hell she's doing here, but I think when you have a blog you're supposed to post pics of exposed butt cracks.
Now which kid got the lap dance last year?

I'm always posting pics of Johnny Depp. How about a photo of the love of his life Vanessa Paradis, aka Kate Moss's clone.

They don't look ten.
I'm going to miss Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger as a couple. They were blind item gold.


25 comments:

  1. rofl!!! al reynolds comment...(still laughing)

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  2. What the hell happened to Christina Ricci? She used to be so beautiful. now she looks like a scary bobble-head figure.

    Is she smiling, or trying to hide the pain of wasting away? When will these lovely ladies learn we like to see meat on the bone, not just the bone?

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  3. You're teasing ent...blind item gold...lol

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  4. You don't post many pics of Johnny Depp at all ENT! There should be some new Johnny pics tomorrow. Agree that Vanessa and Kate are of a 'type', but I think Vanessa is much less of a flake than Kate. I did notice Kate's kid is the spit of Jack Depp, but that must be due the resemblence between the momas - yes?

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  5. Vanessa isn't nearly as pretty as I thought she'd be or did Ent just pick a bad pic?

    I liked Heath and Michelle as a couple. How sad that they broke up.

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  6. Christina Ricci looks like Peter Pan. Is Kathy Rigby someone who played Peter Pan before?

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  7. Anonymous12:27 PM

    So which BI's were heath and michelle?

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  8. i almost thought that cristina ricci was the missing "tubbie" .. you know the scary black one ...

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  9. Klown- about Heath being hot for his sister lookalikes...like Michelle. Look up Blind Items Revealed.

    I beleive Christina Ricci had a boob reduction and it makes her look thinner than she used to.

    Kudos to Johnny Depp for marrying a real women who doesnt bow down to traditional beauty...or braces.

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  10. klown said...

    So which BI's were heath and michelle?


    Definitely, Ent. We deserve it! We need something to keep us going 'til the Timmy reveal.

    I have always wondered whether she was either (a) his beard, or more likely (b) his freak-out reaction to having done Brokeback. He never seemed happy with her, nor happy with having done Brokeback.

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  11. What's up with all the crackheads in the photos Ent?

    Although I am convinced that Brit is possessed by the devil and any moment she'll be able to turn her head 180 degrees and get an eyeful of her own ass and possibly consider to cover it up because that ass is too much...even for the devil.

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  12. Gosh, Vanessa reminds me of Jorja Fox (I think that's her name) from CSI.

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  13. hmmmmm... so is Ellen Pompeo the answer to the blind item about the actress who was stopped when leaving a restaurant because her stash was sticking out of her purse?
    I note the the caption to her pic specifically mentions her purse....

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  14. Vanessa sure went downhill. She isn't aging well, and she is aging extremely fast. Too bad; she used to be so pretty in those Chanel ads. Hope the kids resemble Johnny more than her.

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  15. Anonymous1:43 PM

    thanks Jax, but from Ent's comment, I am guessing that they were the subject to more than just that one BI.

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  16. Christina Ricci did have breast reduction surgery, but that was a few years ago. She's always been a tiny girl; now she's a tiny girl with a bad hairstyle.

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  17. Eva Longoria has a cross as her tramp stamp. Is that kind of an oxymoron?
    It always seemed like Michelle was more in love with Heath than the other way around, judging from their body language when they were together. I suspect they had a pretty chaotic relationship based on Ent's comment. Poor girl.

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  18. I agree April - I think the Heath/Michelle relationship was born from Heath's need to reassert his masculinity during the Brokeback shoot (I've never got the gay vibe from him, more so sleazy/slimey/hooker/stripper lovin vibe)....Anne Hathaway wouldn't have been his type (or him hers if the rumours are true about her), Jake's well, gay - so it left Michelle...and then they got pregnant really, really quick.

    From ent's comments there's def. more then one blind about them I'd say.

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  19. Anonymous2:43 PM

    I can't remember the BIs, but I guarantee some of the drug related ones were about Heath & Michelle. Apparently he's a huge cokehead.
    Apparently.

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  20. Anonymous2:45 PM

    OH - and this, too:

    Michelle was apparently spending an inordinate amount of time in Ewan McGregor’s trailer on the set of their new movie while shooting in England

    Hmm...

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  21. I would spend all the time I could in Ewen McGregor's trailer that I could. Smart girl for picking a guy with talent this time.

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  22. Poor McGregor's LONG SUFFERING WIFE.

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  23. I agree, not enough Johnny Depp.

    One photo is too much of fug Vanessa.

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  24. C'mon EL, SPILL!!! If they were BI gold, they're history now so give us some of the items they were the subject of.

    At least do it to sate our appetites til the Timmy reveal.

    And if Michelle's hooking up with Ewan, props to her. He's a fine fine piece of man (too bad he's married but the wife has always looked the other way so why stop now).

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  25. Christina Ricci is the actress who smiles now, when she never used to, because of a botched face lift she didn't need. The bangs she sports now cover the scars. She used to NEVER really smile. Now she always has a freaky Jerry Hall "jokerized" smile from the Batman movie.

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