Monday, September 17, 2007
Lindsay Lohan has been telling complete strangers in rehab that she's quitting Hollywood in order to stay off drugs and alcohol. While that's a very noble thing, it also sounds like the biggest bunch of crap in the history of the world.
The reason is that Lindsay has waaaay to big of an ego to ever just walk away from the fame and the money. Plus, she wants to be in Hollywood when Ali starts her strip career or porn career. I can't decide which Ali is going to end up doing. Plus, if Lindsay quit acting, then Dina and Michael would be forced to actually work for a living. In Dina's case, "working" may just be finding a guy who is willing to have sex with her in return for being his "wife." Of course that's not much different than what she does now.
Michael on the other hand will become even more pathetic if Lindsay gave up acting because no one would care what he had to say. No one really cares now, but they at least pretend in case Lindsay does something really cool and they need an off the wall quote.
I don't believe any of it, but strangers in rehab have also alleged to tabs that:
1. Lindsay is a sex addict
2. That she has sex at least 3-4 times a day while in rehab
3. That she is having sex with multiple partners including women
4. That she failed a drug test
5. That her mom sends her clothes and inside the clothes are drugs
6. That Lindsay and one of the janitorial staff are in love.
I think the tabs should be reminded that they are buying these stories from people who just want their five seconds of fame, including Michael. Yep, he's been spinning a few yarns also because he doesn't really have any other source of income.
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I guess it might be Dina and Michael who have to turn to porn. Or stripping. No, it will be porn. Very bad porn. Very bad.
Ent - Where oh where is our Emmy talk/gossip/BI's???? Work schmerk - post it all baby!
Waiting breathlessly (hey typing is exercise) Stacey aka irishstayc
Lohan porn? NO NO NO NO!
LiLo quiting acting? Yeah, right. Should she get the hell out of LA? YES.
zzzzzzzzzz.....
I love how her PR folks want her to still be in the tabs, she'll be back to partying by the end of the year. (Dontcha love the obvious predicition?)
she loves the attention to much to ever walk away from the biz.
Everyone needs to lay off Britney. THIS is the REAL trailer trash.
I don't think Lindsay is a sex addict. I think she is just looking for love in all the wrong places.
Enty, remember this little snarl at the tabs the next time you reprint something from the Star.
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