Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Kate Moss Pops The Question


According to friends of Kate Moss, she asked her boyfriend of less than a month, Jamie Hince of The Kills to marry her. Also according to pals Jamie said yes. Ummm. Let me tell you why he said yes.

Allegedly Kate did the asking during the middle of a 12 straight hour sex session. 12 hours? I can't even watch porn for 12 minutes, and the last time I lasted longer than 12 seconds was because I got distracted by some food. I do know that most guys are not going to walk away from someone who wants to have sex with them for 12 straight hours.

So Kate is doing her thing and asks Jamie if he wants to marry her. What is he supposed to say? No? As soon as he says no, she stops doing what she had been doing and the next thing you know she's pissed he's back pedaling and she's running back to Crack Boy. Of course he is going to say yes, and he will keep saying yes until it turns into some actual commitment type thing he can't escape.

There doesn't seem to be much chance of that as Kate's friends don't think it actually means they will get married but just Kate's way of showing that she's serious about Jamie and that he can start mooching off her regularly now.


4 comments:

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  2. Does she ever spend time with her kid?

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  3. good point ...if you didnt read that she had a child, you would never know .. who is the father, anyway?

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  4. donna said...
    good point ...if you didnt read that she had a child, you would never know .. who is the father, anyway?


    Jefferson Hack

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