Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Jake Gyllenhaal By Mark Seliger

I had to remove the rest of this series. Apparently Jake only wanted them seen in the magazine. You would think that he would want them everywhere, but then again, after looking at them, maybe not. Anyway, under Fair Use, I can keep one up, and so I kept this one. I kind of like this one because it is like Elvis meets Hairspray meets Chorus Line. If you want to see the rest of the series just go to Google and type in the headline above and about a million copies of all the photos are there. Maybe Jake will have someone go through them one at a time to remove them. Wish I could find a job like that.










36 comments:

  1. Um, these shots aren't intended to appeal to women, are they? They did give me the best laugh I've had so far today.

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  2. Anonymous11:19 AM

    Umm, I know, pot-kettle, whatever, but: those are some of the gayest men's clothes (#1, #2, and #5) I've seen outside an international male catalog

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  3. Yeah, those don't make him look like a homo at all.

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  4. Yeah, the first picture gives me a Jack Hanna trying to imaginary-bowl vibe, but I still think he's a cutie, whether he's gay, straight, or crooked.

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  5. i swear 2 of those are from when he did GQ in 2003.

    #2 just pretty much sums up the gayness of this.

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  6. I think you guys are right... these are very gay.

    But still nice.

    ;-)

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  7. LOL Oh Toothy...just come on out already...we're all still gonna love looking at you.

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  8. Wow! I didn't even know there was a Zoolander sequel!

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  9. LMAO, Reese! All I could think when I looked at them was, "That's gay."

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  10. Wow when did they start shooting the remake of West Side Story?

    "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"

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  11. I'd strangle that photographer. Jake is a pretty boy, but those pictures are cringe-worthy. Gay, straight, whatev, who cares?

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  12. Anonymous11:47 AM

    Oh hello International Male.

    s.n.i.c.k.e.r.

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  13. yum!!

    maybe with these pictures he's putting his toe in the water so to speak of coming out.

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  14. Wow, when I hear all the "that's so gay" talk, I think of a bunch of sixth graders at recess. Y'all have obviously never met my Uncle Ralph. He's a slob. And he's been gay for a hundred years now.

    At least no "puffy shirts..."

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  15. #1 - Jake's doing the Elaine dance!

    And that photographer should have his camera revoked.

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  16. After viewing these pics, I don't know how ANYONE can possibly think Tooth....I mean Jake could possibly be gay?????

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  17. Why am I still attracted to someone so obviously, overtly homogay? I am ashamed. Not ashamed enough to stop wanting to jump his puppy-eyed bones, but still ashamed.

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  18. Not only is he doing the Elaine dance (perfect Pinky!), several of those shots cry out for "jazz hands".

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  19. Wondering...yes we all know gay comes in all shapes and sizes..but we are talking about Jake here not your fat uncle so whats your point?

    I dont think anyone here was suggesting Jake looks 'gay' because he's thin and dressed nice...there is a lot more at play here than that my friend.

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  20. The 3rd photo makes me want to eat his toothypick.

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  21. Anonymous12:44 PM

    1st pic - Jake stole Katie Holmes' elephant pants!

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  22. Jax, it's true. Uncle Ralph is fat too. I didn't want to bring that up. It's sad to listen to people demean Unc's personal style by saying, "He's so straight. But he gets it allllll the time, poor guy.

    PS Loved the "jazz hands" comment!!!!!!!

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  23. Reese, Those were my thoughts exactly!!!! Especially #5!

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  24. These (very bad) pics are from years ago.

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  25. Jax - love the West Side Story comment, but I'm feeling more "The Puerto Ricans grumble: "Fair fight." But if they start a rumble, We'll rumble 'em right."
    *Jake squeals* "Dibs on Bernardo!"

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  26. ^^ROFL! Pinky, love the squeal comment.

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  27. #2 looks like a gay Lance Bass...oh, wait...

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  28. Gay straight bi up down I don't care - this man is soooo nice to look at even if they digitally erased the dude between his legs in the last picture!

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  29. I'm feeling 'hot,hot,hot" I was going to say something else, but it was really dirty. I need to wash my brain just for thinking it.

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  30. LMAO to Jazz hands!! Made me think of that Simpson's episode... "just do it til it feels natural"

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  31. Oh looky here Toothy T.....er I mean Jake Gyllenhaal came out to play.


    Those 1st 2 pics...wow! I think he is ready to come out now.

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  32. Did anyone see the talk show where Jake actually did the 'jazz hands' bit? He was in some sort of high school interpertive dance troupe. Only guy in the group, of course. Said the girls asked him to join. And he was so happy showing off his talents.

    I love Jake. I think he's hot. But I have to wonder, is he coming out of the closet with these pictures? Because they definitely scream 'Gay!' to me.

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  33. I didn't want to admit it, but that's the gayest shit I've ever seen. We've lost Donnie Darko to the darkside. :-(

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  34. OMG that first pic - cringe-worthy does not begin to describe it! I scrolled away as quick as my fingers would take me!

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  35. Aaaw, come on guys!
    Yes, these pictures are kinda gay.
    Yes, it looks like they photoshopped the guy out of the last pic (Hahahahah irishstayc!)
    But Jake is completely and utterly hot! (I don't care what anyone else says) *blocks ears*
    Thanks Ent! I appreciate this. *sniff*

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