Kanye West and Alexis Pfeiffer. Alexis is helpfully pointing out that he needs to guard his wallet when he runs into
"Whore and Whorer" aka Britney Gastineau and Kim Kardashian. Kim did wear pants though last night because she brought her brother along to the festivities and introduced him to the women most likely to go home with him at the end of the evening. Well she should know.
I love Jamie Lynn Sigler and I think we have established that fact here. However, she has too much fake tan or real tan or whatever it is that makes her look orange, and I don't like the dress either. Maybe honesty will get her to return my phone calls, because the calling every five minutes and hanging up when she answers doesn't seem to be working quite as well as I imagined it would when I thought this through.
I am straight, but would have to give serious consideration to doing Jason Bateman before I would do his sister Justine Bateman. The sad thing is during her
Family Ties and
Satisfaction run she was the subject of many of my delusions.
Finally. Eve looks lovely, but so did Kanye's date but everyone else has looked like crap.
Speaking of crap. Taryn manning looks like she ages about two years for every six months she lives. Sometimes when you keep portraying crack whores you end up looking like them.
Speaking of crack. Not that Rebecca Gayheart does crack unless you know something I don't, but she does look like each and every one of her bones might crack if she doesn't eat some food soon. I don't know what her husband is doing or if he is joining her with the thought that the couple that does anorexia together stays together, but this woman needs to eat, and eat soon.
I think the "she looks like she's wearing a trash bag" line is overrated and too often used for no apparent reason, but all Phoebe Price needs here is a twisty and she could just lay down at the curb and wait for the garbage men.
I heard Nicky Hilton has been much nicer since she got a boyfriend. Maybe he's teaching her how to be kind or maybe he's just giving her a little hows your father. Either way, it seems to be working.
Molly Sims goes straight for the owners because they are the ones who give out the free stuff. She makes me so proud.
"Whore and Whorer" aka Britney Gastineau and Kim Kardashian. Kim did wear pants though last night because she brought her brother along to the festivities and introduced him to the women most likely to go home with him at the end of the evening. Well she should know. 
I am straight, but would have to give serious consideration to doing Jason Bateman before I would do his sister Justine Bateman. The sad thing is during her Family Ties and Satisfaction run she was the subject of many of my delusions.
Finally. Eve looks lovely, but so did Kanye's date but everyone else has looked like crap.
Speaking of crap. Taryn manning looks like she ages about two years for every six months she lives. Sometimes when you keep portraying crack whores you end up looking like them.
Speaking of crack. Not that Rebecca Gayheart does crack unless you know something I don't, but she does look like each and every one of her bones might crack if she doesn't eat some food soon. I don't know what her husband is doing or if he is joining her with the thought that the couple that does anorexia together stays together, but this woman needs to eat, and eat soon.
I think the "she looks like she's wearing a trash bag" line is overrated and too often used for no apparent reason, but all Phoebe Price needs here is a twisty and she could just lay down at the curb and wait for the garbage men.
I heard Nicky Hilton has been much nicer since she got a boyfriend. Maybe he's teaching her how to be kind or maybe he's just giving her a little hows your father. Either way, it seems to be working.
Molly Sims goes straight for the owners because they are the ones who give out the free stuff. She makes me so proud.
Ugh, don't you get on the Phoebe Price bandwagon, EL. It's disgusting enough that the hilarious Michael K at DListed is obsessed with her.
ReplyDeletePhoebe looks like a mix between a horse and a fish. Scary!
ReplyDeleteKanye's fiance is smokin hot. No wonder his ego is off the charts.
Get his CD folks, it's funky fresh.
I find Michael K's obsession with PP very sweet.
ReplyDeleteEnt, I love that you use the euphemism 'how's your father' for getting some!
ReplyDeleteI've never heard anyone outside the UK use that - and even in the UK, it has a definite old-fashioned Morecambe & Wise feel about it. Which is why I love it!
"Whore and Whorer" - LOL!!!
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