Have You Ever Thought About Getting Drunk At Home?
Britney has one "team" member left and that is Wendy Washington her publicist. Wendy needs to get on the phone to Britney and say, "hey why don't you think about partying at home. Take some of that cash you have and get a bunch of booze and lights and naked girls and guys and play some music and stay the f**k home."
As Britney changes lawyers for the third time in three days she needs someone who hasn't been fired or quit to tell her she can have just as much fun at home and NOT piss off the judge or give more ammunition to the other side. I don't know what day Britney's first drug test is scheduled for, but I wouldn't be surprised if she's not peeing into a cup right now.
Each and everytime she goes out at night, the very next day someone is going to be knocking on her door requesting a urine sample. IF she stays home however and stays quiet, Kevin's attorney's might be less pressing in their demands for urine tests and not complain if say no one answers at Britney's house.
The only saving grace for Britney last night is that she wore pants.
