I guess Paul wanted to go home and play hide the vegetarian with Elle Macpherson.
"Hey Natalie. I know your music sucks, and will never be as good as mine, but do you want to go back to my place and play record producer and singer?"
Elton John sometimes still uses tongue on the ladies.
Katherine Jenkins and her lopsided breasts made an appearance, and not just here if you know what I mean.
Kelly Brook looks amazing here.
How long can one man get awards and ladies from one damn song? Is there no one else in the world GQ could have honored other than a one hit wonder who will soon be trying to live off whatever girl he can find.
As I've said before, and will say again,
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares is the best show on television.
This is Fredrik Ljungberg before the party even started. When he left, he was only wearing the tie, but I can't post that because this is a family blog.
The only thing that separates Orlando Bloom and Helena Christensen from the swingers who live next door to you are the fact that Orlando and Helena don't live next door.
Michael Caine pissed Jude Law off so much during this photo that Jude went home and kicked the crap out of a photographer and got thrown in jail. I guess Michael didn't like Jude's
Alfie very much and Jude took it personally.
Why don't I think Madonna's breath is minty fresh?
You have to get there early to see Lily Allen actually standing upright. She's quite lovely when she is. Unfortunately it doesn't last long.
I had a belt like Kanye's when I was a kid. It held up my Toughskins.
"Hey Natalie. I know your music sucks, and will never be as good as mine, but do you want to go back to my place and play record producer and singer?"
Elton John sometimes still uses tongue on the ladies.
Katherine Jenkins and her lopsided breasts made an appearance, and not just here if you know what I mean.
Kelly Brook looks amazing here.
How long can one man get awards and ladies from one damn song? Is there no one else in the world GQ could have honored other than a one hit wonder who will soon be trying to live off whatever girl he can find.
As I've said before, and will say again, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares is the best show on television.
This is Fredrik Ljungberg before the party even started. When he left, he was only wearing the tie, but I can't post that because this is a family blog.
The only thing that separates Orlando Bloom and Helena Christensen from the swingers who live next door to you are the fact that Orlando and Helena don't live next door.
Michael Caine pissed Jude Law off so much during this photo that Jude went home and kicked the crap out of a photographer and got thrown in jail. I guess Michael didn't like Jude's Alfie very much and Jude took it personally.
Why don't I think Madonna's breath is minty fresh?
You have to get there early to see Lily Allen actually standing upright. She's quite lovely when she is. Unfortunately it doesn't last long.
I had a belt like Kanye's when I was a kid. It held up my Toughskins.
Ent we are kin soulmates. I love Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares on BBC. My hub and I sit there and cry tears when he rips into owners of restaurants!
ReplyDeleteI hope that Fox lives up to the BBC version.
On more thing, I love Kanye's belt. I'd rock it.
Helena Christianson looks like the "after" picture on a meth billboard.
ReplyDeleteHelena and Paul McCartney both look awful. Paul looks as though he's been using a cut-rate plastic surgeon, and Helena just looks plastic.
ReplyDeleteWhat the HELLena!
ReplyDeletesome of the comments scream bi reveal ...
ReplyDeleteOhhh Ramsay is on BBC in the US...didn't know that, CH4 must have seen the dollars signs and handed over RKKS....:D.
ReplyDeleteThe Lily Allen one: she was thrown out of the do after booing Madge and generally being a problem...
Jude Law: he went home, caught a pap trying to pics of his kids, called the pap a paedo and then handed himself into a police station and got charged with GBH i believe....nice chap then.
Excuse me?!?!?!? That is Helena Christensen with Orlando Bloom?
ReplyDeleteSo sad...
That dress Kelly Brook is wearing is absolutely ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell is Paul McCartney gettin' all the ho action lately?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what Elle McPhearson's had done, but she looks great - and in her mid-40s. The bikini pics of her last week were fabulous, and her face doesn't have a heavy botox-y look. I'm sure she's been worked on, but it isn't obvious.
ReplyDeletePaul McCartney will have ho action as long as he can count his millions in the hundreds.
Tracee and Ent - I beg to differ.
ReplyDeleteThe best reality show on TV is that TRAIN WRECK called Rock of Love. I know it's hurting my brain cells, but I can't stop watching it!
Cyn
Brenda,
ReplyDeleteMcCartney was a BEATLE !!!!!!
Oh, and that little more money than God thing that reese mentioned. ;-)
I haven't followed the Lily Allen trainwreak. But I love her for having the guts to boo Madge! I wonder if she takes requests. I can think of several more divas that need their balloons popped with a lit cig.
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