Well at least Dane Cook looks like he's enjoying himself. I think Jessica is wondering if Cash is off somewhere cheating again or collecting phone numbers or using her credit card for phone sex.
Speaking of phone sex, I guess a tranny must have caught Eddie Murphy's eye. Tracey Edmonds must have a really open mind.
Lonny Ross was there. I don't know who he is, but there were so few people at the premiere I would put the valet guy in here if he had his photo taken.
Deborah Gibson. The problem is whenever I see you Deborah I always think of Tiffany. It's nothing against you, it's just the world at that time made us choose. You were either a Tiffany fan or a Debbie Gibson fan. You couldn't have both, just like you couldn't have a Betamax and a VHS. You had to choose. I went with the slutty looking girl who looked easy as opposed to the stuck up chick who actually knew about music.
You add another 50 pounds to Dan Fogler and lose the hair, you could be staring at my twin. Oh, and lose a couple of the teeth and add some glasses. Maybe a stain or two on the shirt. Perfect.
Carlos and Efren Ramirez don't get enough attention for what they do. I don't know what they do either, but hey, they were at the premiere and might as well put them up. They look like they can party and that's what that premiere needed was a party.
Speaking of phone sex, I guess a tranny must have caught Eddie Murphy's eye. Tracey Edmonds must have a really open mind.
Lonny Ross was there. I don't know who he is, but there were so few people at the premiere I would put the valet guy in here if he had his photo taken.
Deborah Gibson. The problem is whenever I see you Deborah I always think of Tiffany. It's nothing against you, it's just the world at that time made us choose. You were either a Tiffany fan or a Debbie Gibson fan. You couldn't have both, just like you couldn't have a Betamax and a VHS. You had to choose. I went with the slutty looking girl who looked easy as opposed to the stuck up chick who actually knew about music.
You add another 50 pounds to Dan Fogler and lose the hair, you could be staring at my twin. Oh, and lose a couple of the teeth and add some glasses. Maybe a stain or two on the shirt. Perfect.
Carlos and Efren Ramirez don't get enough attention for what they do. I don't know what they do either, but hey, they were at the premiere and might as well put them up. They look like they can party and that's what that premiere needed was a party.
Lonny Ross is in the movie as Alba's pothead brother (yet another hard-to-believe thing). I thought he was on SNL or something. Seen him before, he looks like William Fichtner's handicapped younger brother.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's a good picture of Dane, you can't see all his acne scars (which are visible throughout the movie)
Lonny is on '30 Rock'--he's pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteWhat a boring collection of people today Ent. Sloooow day?
ReplyDeleteis efren ramirez wearing hoop earrings? O_O
ReplyDeleteI want Milo/Hayden scoop!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou add another 50 pounds to Dan Fogler and lose the hair, you could be staring at my twin. Oh, and lose a couple of the teeth and add some glasses. Maybe a stain or two on the shirt. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet anything ENT is a chick.
When did Debbie Gibson morph into Leeza Gibbons?
ReplyDeleteI went for Tiffany too, Ent! Just not for the reasons you did:)
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who Lonny Ross is but he reminds me of a cross between a goofy Harry Connick Jr. (yeah, I know, he's still goofy) and David Copperfield. Sorta cute in an off-the-wall kind of way.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me Tracy Edmonds is bloated.
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