Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Convicted Sex Offender Joe Francis Wants A Shot At Vanessa Hudgens


Never missing a chance to be a complete asshole, Joe Francis issued a press release from the Nevada prison he calls home offering Vanessa Hudgens $500,000 to join the Girls Gone Wild team.

In his press release Joe Francis said, "being sexual is not a crime."

So sayeth the man convicted of being a sex offender.


6 comments:

  1. Joe don't you have a shank to polish or some soap to drop? Some drugs to snort from your visitor's hoop? Some ointment to apply to your nether regions?

    $500 000? Please don't insult me or Vanessa with your pocket change.
    Asshat.

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  2. Didn't his 15 minutes of "fame" expire like, 3 years ago??

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  3. Shouldn't he be in a shower getting anal probed???? Douche!

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  4. Dis-fu*kin'-gusting.

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