Assassination of Jesse James Premiere

You know a movie is going to be crap when (a) no one shows up at the premiere, and (b) everyone looks like and dresses like they were at a funeral.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie set the mood with their thrilled to be here expression. Hey, if it's a chore then stop making crap movies.
Of course it could be the pot.
Alicia Witt is smiling because she's just happy to be invited to anything. The thing is she was in one of my favorite Soprano's episodes and not just because she's naked, and she had to work with Cybil Shepherd for 87 episodes. She should have got a special award just for that.
The only other person smiling is a person no one has ever heard of but I was do depressed I put her in here. Paz de la Huerta.
New mother, the Hollywood way, Mary Louise Parker. She does look great though and she's used to having children on her own so it was no big deal.
Gloria Estefan and her husband Emilio join the dressed in black and thrilled to be there group.
I think George Clooney is smiling because he thinks he's going to get a little something in the movie. Or, it could be that he knows he can leave early.
Casey Affleck joins Brad as a pallbearer.