All I Got Was A Quarter

Actually the first time I lost a tooth I think I did get a dollar from the tooth fairy, but after that it was all about the pocket change. I bet you never had a tooth that was worth 14 cents because the tooth fairy didn't have more pocket change.

Well Maddox Jolie doesn't have that problem. I guess there must be a tooth fairy for rich people and one for poor people and Maddox is definitely on the route of the tooth fairy who lives large. Maddox gets $50 per tooth and so far he has lost four teeth so that is a quick $200 for the six year old kid.

If I were him, I would just take some of that $200, go to a dentist and spend $100 to get the rest removed. Perfectly willing to gum my food for a few months if the tooth fairy is going to drop a quick grand under my pillow when I'm asleep that night.

So if Angelina Jolie pays $50 for each tooth from Maddox, how much does she pay Brad Pitt for fillings? Bad pun wasn't it? Well I just had to try. It seemed like there was a sex joke just waiting and it didn't quite come out like I wanted. Does make you wonder though if Angelina makes Brad dress up like the tooth fairy because somehow I don't see Angelina doing that.