Wednesday, September 12, 2007

50 Cent Is Done Performing


"If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I'll no longer (perform) music. I'll write music and work with my other artists but I won't put out any more solo albums."

On September 11th, Kanye's new album Graduation outsold 50 Cent's Curtis by over 200,000 units. At that pace 50 is going to be lucky if he can beat The Carpenters.

Well it's been nice listening to you 50, and don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

Critics have trashed 50's new album while lavishing praise on Kanye. Kanye's album is doing so well that MTV has offered to change the network's name to KTV and to also make sure he wins all awards at both the VMA's and the Movie Awards including those for women if he will only come back and let them kiss his ass.


6 comments:

  1. I like Kanye's "Stonger" better than 50 Cent's "Ayo Technology" but until 50 issues an official statement announcing his retirement, he'll keep putting out Albums.

    I think Kanye is a pompous prick, but the boy can rap!

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  2. I wish I had Kanye's address so i could send him some Humble Pie. No really its a company here that bakes these yummy pie especially for this purpose..oh and if you've really messed up expect to send one.

    If you have that address EL please email me. LOL

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  3. Anonymous11:58 AM

    good riddance to bad rubbish.

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  4. Kanye is pompous, but what musician isn't these days. Amy Winehouse, Avril, Britney, 50 cent, all of them are asses.

    I love me some Kanye (big head and all!) and I really hope fiddy lives up to his promise. All that fuckhead raps about is his candy shop and magic stick, but I'm not 12...who raps like that? Why does he have to advertise his shit like it's an amusement park. I bet it ain't even as fun as the tilt-n-whirl. His mama must've fucked a beaver and Mike Tyson to produce him.

    Kanye all the way, baybay.

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  5. It's a Goddamn Moonman Kanye! Did ya'll see that video? What a hissy fit throwing baby! Part of me wonders if it was set up for the publicity.

    I am curious to see if Fiddy lives up to his word tho

    Tracee said Why does he have to advertise his shit like it's an amusement park.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA Spectacular! I am still cracking up!!

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  6. What a stupid thing to say.
    Whether he meant it or not, he should pimp slap his pr person and fire them for not taping his mouth shut.

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