What I Hate

#1 I hate the fact that a 50 year old man needs to wear his jacket with one shoulder off because he's trying to act like he's 20.

#2 I hate the fact they are cold. Who the hell wears jackets and sweaters and long pants? In LA yesterday it was literally 4000 degrees. It was so hot yesterday snakes were sweating. Did the producers of the music video offer them some invisible air conditioner that follows behind them? Then why the hell are the bundled up against the cold? Skeletor and the thing that married him's assistant behind them is wearing a thin, sleeveless dress which was probably about right for the weather. Still looks a little uncomfortable, but better.

#3 I hate Marc Anthony's hair. It looks ridiculous and he just needs to face the fact that those two little cowlicks are not hiding the fact that he has a receding hairline that is halfway to the back of his head.

#4 I hate the fact that Marc Anthony is wearing that U2 shirt. It just seems wrong. The only song he probably knows is Sunday Bloody Sunday and not because it's famous, but because it's the first song on the album so he wanted to pretend he had listened to it.

#5 Is Marc Anthony that insecure that he always needs to be looking off at the people around him like he is going to kick their ass? The last ass he kicked was when...Actually I doubt Marc Anthony ever kicked an ass. He's kissed a lot of ass, sucked a lot of ass, is a big jackass, but I don't think he actually has ever kicked an ass.